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Earth is the third planet from the Sun and the fifth largest.
Added on 12/01/2003
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ayn
06/23/2009

Earth 5

I don't know, I am enjoying earth-for the most part- so far. I think I'll stick around.

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Ridgewalker
01/26/2009

Earth 5

I've enjoyed my time on this planet, but I'm pretty sure that, today, it has begun to reverse its rotation. Nancy Pelosi adds contraception to our economic bail-out. President Obama tells Republican leaders that ""You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done." New Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner owes $34,000 in back taxes and the Prez participates in his first televised interview...in Saudi Arabia. That's change for you...we're spinning backwards! This was some day...

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michmandrmo
01/17/2009

Earth 5

Only planet in this solar system that is not climatically/atmospherically painful to be in. And God made it, so... GOOD earthly blessings of food and fruit and life will get better for the creature/creation.

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scarletfeather
07/04/2008

Earth 1

Never been there.

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oscargamblesfr o
07/04/2008

Earth 3

I'm getting old. I gotta jump on the bandwagon and write something that won't make me seem like an old f*ckity crust:

"never heard of it."

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Donovan
04/09/2008

Earth 5

I would love to visit this planet but I hear the residents fight a lot.

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BMP0401
04/02/2008

Earth 4


Not as huge as Jupiter!!!!!!!!!

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numbah16tdhaha
11/16/2007

Earth 4

Nice enough, but all the assholes on it take it down a star...

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cyqing
11/10/2007

Earth 5

best damn planet in the universe

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CanadaSucks
04/25/2006

Earth 4

It's a pretty decent ball of salt-water and dirt. . .

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GilwardKukel
04/25/2006

Earth 5

not as good as my home planet but still very good

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Fyefo
11/21/2005

Earth 3

Meh...

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miketou
11/12/2005

Earth 3

She's alright, but her sister Saturn is better looking!

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Kairho
10/08/2005

Earth 5

Everyone likes their hometown.

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Rushboy
08/29/2005

Earth 4

This is the only planet that I have ever been to .

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BirdEgal202
05/03/2005

Earth 4

Mostly Harmless.

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ClassicTVFan47
04/05/2005

Earth 5

Home to the most awesome creatures ever, humans! A beautiful planet that has nothing to worry about (global warming is a crock, pure and simple). Of course, humanity needs to expand into space, but that's destiny and not in question. Soon to be a utopian planet, an Eden, Earth gets my vote! Long live Sector 001!

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Enkidu
03/28/2005

Earth 3

Not a bad place, though the surface is two-thirds water, which is quite a waste, considering the place was Made for Man. Sometimes there are good parties here, but the traffic can be bad.

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Pardalis
01/07/2005

Earth 5

Located in a solar system that could be immensely profitable if not for its unfortunate location. Earth is one of those few potentially habitable worlds that comes without the 'potentially' tag. Sporting a pleasant weather pattern and large variations within climate that would render it a pleasant world to most known oxygen breathers. And whereas the system holds no less then seven spherical bodies that would be promising candidates for terraforming. Earth is one of these rare and precious planets that even comes with its own indigenous life, including a relatively primitive sapient species (Pre-Fusion information era. No A.I. of note, divided into nation states.), and at least a dozen viable candidates for provolving as well as a treasure trove of genetic material. Earth does not possess a stabilized wormhole and is not part of greater galactic culture. Though their primitive technology does not allow them to leave their star system, or even make a dent in any galactic vessel should we bring it towards their planet. Its native sophont species does occasionally exhibit aggressive tendencies that could be troublesome if they where to acquire galactic standard technology. And thus, whilst their system is immensely promising, this fact, combined with its unfortunate location, render leaving this uncommonly beautiful and rich world alone the wisest of options for the moment. Nonetheless Earth must remain monitored from afar, as it will no doubt prove an important asset in the long term.

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jirai
12/17/2004

Earth 5

I think my opinion is biased because I live here, but I think Earth is the best damn planet in the Solar System!

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Specialboothvi cJr.
11/06/2004

Earth 5

I have to give this place a 5 because this is where we live.

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cooljda
06/22/2004

Earth 5

God blessed us with this Earth. Cherish it.

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smellyman
06/20/2004

Earth 5

It's nice good atmoshpere, great people and a lot of good places to eat

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Drakainia
06/02/2004

Earth 4

I think this might be the only planet I have the qualifications to rate.

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minkey
03/29/2004

Earth 5

So much prettier than the others it's almost not fair. Jupiter would woop her in a fight though.

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latinasexy
08/07/2003

Earth 3

Living on Earth is expensive-but it does include a free annual trip around the sun.

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dickgozinya
07/02/2003

Earth 1

THIS PLACE SUX

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Will Hunting
06/19/2003

Earth 5

The BEST planet!! Here's hoping idiot politicos don't manage to destoy it.

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JJBurns84
06/06/2003

Earth 5

Earth give me oxygen, good. Earth gives me water, good. Earth gives me food, good. What have the other planets done for me but give me a pretty picture? (Earth even wins in that category)

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BIGBABY
06/06/2003

Earth 5

Earth is one of the two planets that humans could survive on. One of the two places we know about that has water. Its the only place we know that has intelligent life on it. When the Sun nova's, Earth will be destroyed. Unfortunately, 800 years from now a meteor is predicted to hit Earth.

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qwerty123
05/30/2003

Earth 5

Has nice atmosphere. I like oxygen especially.

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Redoedo
05/24/2003

Earth 5

There's nothing wrong with the planet. It's the people...

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reeny
05/09/2003

Earth 5

Very,very glad to be an Earthling!!!

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gmanod
05/09/2003

Earth 1

Eh....Ya know Earth is so over-rated these days. I liked it before it was cool. It's like once it became all "popular" it totally changed. It's now all like "I'm better then you," which it's so not. Earth sucks.

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Paraporcus
05/08/2003

Earth 5

Pluto's cool.

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Miami Boy
05/08/2003

Earth 5

Earth kicks ass!

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twinmom101
05/08/2003

Earth 4

It's alright. The natives are loud and messy, but generally nice.

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CastleBee
05/08/2003

Earth 5

Speaking as another biased earthling I would say that space, while it might be the final frontier, Earth is the only place I ever want to call home. Too bad BIGBABY'S intelligent life thing has yet to be proven though. Tee hee.

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kamylienne
05/07/2003

Earth 5

I'm biased, since I've never set foot on another planet (and am not likely to ever do so; but hell, I've rated potatoes, might as well rate this, too); I have to say, out of all the images of the planets I've seen, Earth seems to be the prettiest to look at. It looks so beautiful and peaceful from way out in space.

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Snoopy
05/07/2003

Earth 5

Earth is such a lovely planet. I love living here. The other planets have no atmosphere and are uninhabital.

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magellan
05/07/2003

Earth 5

Earth girls rule.

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