Unless they open up a jump school, run by Russian hookers, have a Harley dealership that doesn't charge the equivilent of the AIG bailout per hour and eliminate any mention of Al Gore, my interest in this planetary orrafice is right up there with men's thongs and dancing in drag to any Bette Midler song. Cher...maybe.

What an unfortunate name for a planet...

UPDATE: What about the bumper sticker on the Winnebago in Spaceballs?

And now a scene from Futurama:

Fry: I hope I don't smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor: They changed the name of that planet centuries ago to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Whats it called now?
Professor: Urectum

I realize that if you have never seen Futurama that will be lost on you. But then, if you haven't seen Futurama, you haven't really lived.

Alright, oscar slid on this one, so I'll have to carry the load.

I'm quite sure that yer anus is Christofino's favorite planet...

I'd make a Christophino joke but I don't want to be more predictable than I already am. Besides, you could make about a quintillion Christophino jokes out of this planet's name, and then about 2 months from now, the site administration would step in and say enough's enough- there have been NO reviews of anything but Uranus jokes about Christophino and a televangelist who chews grizz and hates The Polish for 2 months.

ewww, no!

The name of the planet cracks me up.

It's tipped on it's side which has a bizarre effect on it's magnetic field. Uranus has dark, suetty rings and moons with cool names like Titania, Umbriel and Oberon. True, Uranus should have a better name; how about Vulcan or Kronos?

Is that Uranus or just a planet? The setting for the little know Sci-Fi series Rump Rangers in the 21st and a half century

It has a lot of moons, but I leave it to you to guess what they are made of.

Got to be a 1 for calling it the rear end of our bodies, why could'nt they think of a nicer name......

Nasty name. I can use the words to make a little sentence.

It spins sideways. That's quite neat.

The only thing I like more than Uranus is my anus.

Probably the most boring planet. Nothing cool ever happens on Uranus. Even its moons are boring. Uranian sky is completely one color planetwide, so it doesn't have any splotches like the other gas giants. It's just a uniform blue color. It has rings but they suck compared with Saturn's or Jupiter's. It is probably the one planet with the least personality, the one the other planets say hi to but otherwise avoid at little planetary get-togethers. And it stopped being funny to pronounce it your anus about forty years ago, so grow up people.

I think Uranus is great.

Wow, Uranus is HUGE!!! ( . . . yeah, I know, "grow up", whatever.)

LOL @ all the tacky comments about Uranus. Come on peeps, this is not 3rd grade ! When does the "Peter Pan Syndrome" end? *sighs*

I don't swing that way.

Did you know that Uranus is 4 times bigger than the earth?

The correct pronunciation places the stress (accent) on the first syllable -- NOT "your anus."

What can you say about Uranus that hasn't been said before? The source of countless one-liners, the double-meaning of Uranus just never gets old. For example, when I saw Uranus on RIA, I yelled across the room to my girlfriend and told her, "honey, I've got some bad news. someone put uranus on the Web!!" Say what you want, but Jupiter, Saturn, and even Earth just don't provide that kind of entertainment value.

Is it fun to be in Uranus?

I forget....are there rings around Uranus?????

I can almost see Uranus from here......

I liked reading about this planet when I was in grade school, because they told us that while other planets rotate during their revolutions around the sun, this planet "rolls" on its side, like a ball. That always struck me funny.

Favorite of pun and limerick addicts. Come to think of it, this may be their home planet.

What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus, looking for unidentified flying objects. <Lame joke, I know. But it was all I could think of.>

Totally overrated. The last time I was there the people were so rude. Trent Lott was driving on the sidewalk trying to mow down a black man, Rick Santorum was doing something unspeakable to a dog and Rumsfeld was too busy trying to invade Neptune to even say hello. Very rude natives. I won't be going back.