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John Mayer

Added on 12/01/2003
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Bizmancan
11/11/2009

John Mayer 1

If you look up BORING in the dictionary, there is John Mayer. He is also listed next to the word WIMP. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in boot camp and I'm surprised he's lasted this long in music. Do people really think his eighth grade lyric wring is 5 star? I give up on people's taste.

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P.A.C.
03/16/2009

John Mayer 4

I can't believe "Say" ain't listed on here. I ♥ THAT JOINT! That is da shyt (First time hearing it on Radio Disney). "Say" is John's best shyt yet. It's on my iPod.

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OrangeCharlie
12/15/2008

John Mayer 1

I never saw his talent.  He is incredibly BORING and full of himself.

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Moosekarloff
12/15/2008

John Mayer 1

He sucks.  No energy at all, which is surprising because this wimp is still young.  What kind of intensity is he going to be capable of in the future?  Writing tunes for AARP before he's 35?  His songs sound like something some disaffected junior high school student would come up with.  But, it's obvious this guy thinks he's the new Nick Drake.  Hardly.  More like "Dick Fake."

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kjnkjbn
12/15/2008

John Mayer 5

incredible

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Chalky
10/08/2008

John Mayer 1

god, i thought this guy's shelf life would be short but not so. I wish he would go away. Mayer seems arrogant and pretty lame.

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Dancinancie112 2
06/23/2008

John Mayer 5

John Mayer for president!!!

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querulous
01/01/2007

John Mayer 1

I've heard people say this guy ranks alongside John Lennon as one of the all time great song writers. That's just craziness. This guy writes some of the most boring, lifeless music I have ever heard. My girlfriend once made me watch a concert video of John Mayer with Buddy Guy as a guest star. What an embarrassment!!! I could not believe how dull Mayer's guitar sound seemed next to Guy's. He also mumbled his way through the songs in an extremely annoying manner. It just sounded as if he had some strange speech impediment. Between songs they would break away to some interview footage in which John Mayer would give explanations of the really "deep" meaning of his songs. This was the most entertaining part of the video because the dialog could have been written for a Spinal Tap movie. I could not help but laugh at his moronic ramblings. I've heard of John Mayer referred to as "the biggest tool in rock", and I think that title fits him very well.

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kingguiness
07/11/2006

John Mayer 2


boring, nauseating, and lifeless. I certainly do not agree with those ludicrous comparisons.

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trebon1038
07/10/2006

John Mayer 4

One of the better in the new generation but some of his music is boring. The songs by him that I like I realllllly like though.

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fourkids
09/14/2005

John Mayer 5

A great, great songwriter. Even though I came of age with other great lyricists like John Lennon, Paul Simon, and others; I believe John Mayer ranks right there with them. Has a great ear for phrasing and its a joy to listen to him. A tremendous talent.

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PriestGodNever Paid
04/30/2005

John Mayer 5

no words to explain...

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John Mayer 5

His music is great and he is really hot!

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johnmayer
11/26/2004

John Mayer 5

yea, I agree with psalmy. I got it goin on and she knows it. I owe her a dinner with wine. Off with the limey boys intentions to mess with me!

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Psalmy
11/26/2004

John Mayer 5

This man is totally awsome as a musician/writer/guitarist. I cant say enough about his performances and production material. I absolutely am facinated with his material. what else can I say!! He's so talented! Dont pay attention to andyrue, he's just a limey that still listens to early 80's pop nonsense. He's not current on his stance in the music industry *evil grin*

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eric04
07/29/2004

John Mayer 3

Decent but totally overrated

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ohwellok
07/17/2004

John Mayer 5

john mayer is the sexiest, most talented man on the face of the earth.

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coleslough
05/26/2004

John Mayer 2

who?

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Standup80
12/06/2003

John Mayer 4

You have to admit this guy is extremely talented! I had to take away a star because his second album wasn't as well developed, I know John Mayer is capable of creating better.

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RebelYell1861
09/16/2003

John Mayer 2

He just puts me to sleep. But hey, at least it's not rap.

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lost prophet
09/05/2003

John Mayer 1

He's ugly, sings ok, but I don't like him either way.

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JohnMayerluvr
08/24/2003

John Mayer 5

I luv JOHN MAYER sooooo much!! He's so freakin hott!!!!! But yes just saw him in concert and he was...(sigh)...really really AWESOME!!! He's the absolute best!!!! His CDs rock and all of his songs are great for people who like smooth pop/rock songs!! Also cuz he has a great voice and awesome guitar skills (plus he's single; wink wink) !!! JM is the absolute best!!

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sonatina07
08/21/2003

John Mayer 5

He's freakin AWESOME!!! I saw him in concert the other night man! Must say, It was the BEST concert i have been to in a while!

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cromulance
08/11/2003

John Mayer 4

His music doesn't really do anything for me, but it doesn't annoy me either, and a lot of people are moved by it so I'll give him credit.

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