My chiropractor Dr. Emil Thud has on several occassions suggested he use this on me, but based on the review below I think I'm going to pass.

The Tissue compression eliminator was a deadly weapon that was used by the Master in Doctor Who. It shrinks organic matter. When the Master used it to shrink people, it would kill them.

The Master has only killed people with this weapon in three episodes. Terror of the Autons, the Deadly Assassin, and Logopolis.

While the Master was building a more powerful TCE, he accidentally got zapped by it. It shrunk him but it didn't kill him. I give the Tissue compression eliminator a 4 star rating.