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Jar Jar Binks

Added on 12/01/2003
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oscargamblesfr o
10/06/2009

Jar Jar Binks 1

All three of the movies would have been much better if it was simply a 7.5 hour trilogy of this character being drawn and quartered in super slow motion. We all know that. Of greater importance is just what the fuck was the reviewer thinking when he named himself after this? It's uncanny how one of the most annoying old school reviewer's reviews, and this hideous joke of a character in the film, have sooooooo much in common!

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Rjohnson71
09/22/2009

Jar Jar Binks 1

His name should be Jar Jar Stinks instead of Jar Jar Binks. He isn't my favorite Star Wars Character. He is very annoying.

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jedi58
01/14/2009

Jar Jar Binks 2

Not that bad really, we have to remember that Star Wars is primarily aimed at kids. Those who are complaining about the character now do so because they're no longer kids.

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irishgit
11/25/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

Considering how awful this movie is, what exactly would you expect of its characters?

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numbah16tdhaha
09/18/2008

Jar Jar Binks 2

Jar-Jar runs the geek section of Hell...

UPDATE: I just put my proof up in this item's desription. Enjoy...

UPDATE: Jar Jar was slightly redeemed by Seth Green in the Robot Chicken Star Wars special. "Ani! Wassa happened to you!"

 

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Jim9713
09/18/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

boooooo

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lil chris
08/08/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

worst character

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BRIAN603
07/01/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

Why are you even asking?

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rainbxw
06/09/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

Ruined movie.

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Killer Of Klowns
06/08/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

noone like him

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awo777
06/03/2008

Jar Jar Binks 1

Someone please shoot this retard.

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myspace-239641300
03/29/2008

Jar Jar Binks 5

He is so funny! He is a loveble character.

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trebon1038
03/26/2008

Jar Jar Binks 4

Oh my, I think I saw this guy at the bar last night...

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GenghisTheHun
03/26/2008

Jar Jar Binks 2

I never paid enough attention to the I, II and III, except to realize that this character is annoying.

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RichardMarshal
01/28/2008

Jar Jar Binks 5

Kids like him, that's why he wasn't killed. I like him, even though he's the prototypical geek. He wouldn't know cool from Jessica Simpson video....

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XAgent
05/11/2007

Jar Jar Binks 1

A character best left forgotten.

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TEC
03/06/2007

Jar Jar Binks 1

Horrendous

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ILikePie
11/24/2006

Jar Jar Binks 4

OK... Most people hate him, and I can understand why, yet many people love him and I can also understand that too. He is hilarious (to laugh AT) yet irritating at the same time. I suppose he appeals to the kids though.

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Jar Jar Binks 4

alright so Jar Jar was pretty stupid, but hey, without him you couldnt have had that sweet battle with the Gungans and the Battle Droids. Even tho, the Gungans had no chance of winning without the battle station being detroyed, it still would have been a sweet massicure, or however you spell it...

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tencat
08/06/2005

Jar Jar Binks 1

Why couldn't Lucas have that miserable bastard killed?

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mikeholly93
05/24/2005

Jar Jar Binks 1

Stupid Gungan who talks like a baby. He says weesa and meesa all the time.

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jakemr33
05/24/2005

Jar Jar Binks 1

I believe everyone can agree this was the worst character ever created. His annoying and mindless babble just ruined episode 1. What in blazes was George Lucas thinking, was he trying to appeal to a younger audience? Well he failed and ended up not appealing to anybody, I've talked to many who abandoned Star Wars because of how poor episode 1 was. They should've replaced episode 1 with episode 2. In fact, George Lucas should have publicly stated that he failed as a director when it came to episode 1 and either threw it out or completely re-done it. Star Wars as a whole could have been so much better, they expected the audience to know too much and didn't take the time to develop each character.

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World Vision
05/23/2005

Jar Jar Binks 4

times are tough for the good hearted Jar Jar when is rated lower than Sarlaac!

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minkey
05/18/2005

Jar Jar Binks 2

I found Jar-Jar to be more of an irritating addition than anything else. His dialect was not a native tongue like the other creatures, but rather some odd form of reptile ebonics that really got under my skin. Luckily he had a much smaller role in the second.

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Jar-Jar Binks
05/17/2005

Jar Jar Binks 5

Unfairly maligned and should've been in Episode III. I didn't ruin anything. Blame it on George Lucas.

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sfalconer
12/21/2004

Jar Jar Binks 1

This character was one of the most disappointing parts of Episode 1. The movie would have been 10 times better with out him. He was not killed in Episode 2 which was also very disappointing but my hopes are up for 3. George or any one at Lucas film if you are reading this don't go for cute and/or annoying just go for the standard you set in the first 3 films and it will be great.

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helmut
08/05/2004

Jar Jar Binks 2

BOOOOOOOOOO!

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Jamie McBain
06/08/2004

Jar Jar Binks 3

Gollum could kick his butt.

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LadyShark4534
04/17/2004

Jar Jar Binks 2

What's with all the mesa and meso?

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spike94010
04/16/2004

Jar Jar Binks 1

meeeeeso ssuuucck

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CherrySoda99
01/15/2004

Jar Jar Binks 2

I really never could stand this guy. He looks like a duck and spits a lot.

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kolby1973
09/16/2003

Jar Jar Binks 3

I think the fact that anyone can spend over 5 minutes complaining about a movie character that doesn't even exist in real life definately needs to get out of their house more often. (or possibly even get a life..) Jar Jar Binks was a character, and he was more than likely aimed at the children of the fan base of Star Wars. It is almost as bad as someone carrying on forever about how horrible Barney is. How selfish....just let children be children and quit whining already. It isn't all about "YOU".....sighs.....

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StanUzbeck
09/16/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

This character sucks. He was supposed to add comic relief, but nothing he did was funny. Any serious group of heroes would have ditched this clown at the nearest spaceport. What precisely were his talents? Was he a good fighter? No. Was he good at fixing things? No, I wouldn't trust him around a broken vacuum cleaner much less a space ship. Was he good at thinking up inventive solutions to seemingly intractable problems? No, he was borderline retarded. I suppose he's a good role model for American audiences. We seem to like it when completely inept morons succeed in life because it makes it seem as if the rest of us normal people have a chance. I am so glad that the whole merchandising thing flopped. People thought the Ewoks were a cynical ploy to sell more toys, but they were nothing compared with Jar Jar. The whole time he was onscreen I kept hoping someone would grab his ears and tie them to the back of a departing speeder bike. That'd have been cool.

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alty6905
08/18/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

Made a bad movie worse. The most annoying film character of all time. To put him in episode I was a mistake I don't know how the producers didn't see, but even after all the hate talk of him, they still put him in episode II.

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forgotten hero
07/18/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

A waste of space. I can understand that this character was made for younger audience members because the character itself was a joke but why would Lucas make a character to please the younger viewers when the majority of fans were the people that waited over a decade for the next installment of the Star Wars saga. All of the die hard Star Wars fans are over the age of twelve anyway.

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help me
06/21/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

blow him to straight f*cking hell

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kamylienne
06/07/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

The definition of a commericalized character, I'm glad that Lucas realized that when he practically erased Jar-Jar from the second movie. Funny how, in a way, Jar-Jar's role in the second movie sums up his existance: he ruined EVERYTHING.

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lukskywlkr.
06/07/2003

Jar Jar Binks 2

The more times I watch the Phantom Menace, the more I dislike this character. Comic relief is not needed in a Star Wars movie.

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reeny
05/28/2003

Jar Jar Binks 1

Jar Jar Binks was a useless, annoying character that should have been left out of the Star Wars series all together.

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