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Famine or disease?

Considering everything thats been misplaced over the centuries it was only a matter for time before something like this happened.

The only bigger mystery here is who left the bathroom light on. Give me a break.

I'm descended from them...

UPDATE: My many greats (not sure how many) grandma was one of them and settled down with a native dude. (this is why numbah gets savage sometimes) Would I lie?

I heard that the settlers were forced to flee their settlement into the Appalachians, where they interbred with the local indian population and just dissipated through succeeding generations. I don't know why they had to flee though, but I imagine it was for a pretty good reason.

They were abducted by aliens who were in reality Jack the Ripper, Elvis, and Bigfoot. They formed a secret club, landed in the middle of Stonehenge where they plotted the Kennedy assasination. After that they departed for the Bermuda Triangle stopping off in Scotland to have tea with the Loch Ness Monster. Either that or they spontaniously combusted. It really doesn't matter anymore though because now they're all mere ghosts of themselves.

I think that Indians killed the colonists and ate them then buried their bodies in a secret location.