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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, along with her sister Nicky, is an heiress to the Hilton (hotel) empire. Paris Hilton has ...
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Parker001
07/17/2009

Paris Hilton 1

Paris Hilton is an example of all the things wrong with America. She is a waste of DNA

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Darkpalace
07/02/2009

Paris Hilton 4

Oh my, my, my. She would be a 15 min. celebrity and someday it may turn out to be that. Right now she has certainly parlayed that into more. She has her new show for picking her best friend. It has reviews of being hilarious that it may be. I saw her on the show where she was living in the country and it was kind of funny. I don't have anything against her. I think she is kind of ridiculous. I just saw her on David Letterman and I'm kind of neutral. I can see why the boyfriend left her. I don't like how they put her in prison I don't think it's good to make an example of a girl like her in that way. I don't think she really did anything wrong about the sex tape since someone else took it. It wasn't good judgment. I do think she was trying to be funny on her TV show. People in the city don't know what a Walmart is some don't. It is full of cheap products and it's not in the city.

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CanadaSucks
07/02/2009

Paris Hilton 2

. . and she makes sh#tty porno films. A dull lay as much as a dull mind. . .

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FranksWildYear s
07/02/2009

Paris Hilton 2

If you ignore her she won't go away, but you won't be bothered by her either.

I have to admit though she has confounded the normal expectations for the shelf-life of someone who does whatever it is she does.

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Opie Onion
01/24/2009

Paris Hilton 1

So, aren't the 15 minutes over yet for this talentless and unattractive slut?

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marilynmonroeb ot
12/14/2008

Paris Hilton 1

ewww.....go away. all she did was have sex on tape. she's only famous because she's rich. why are people giving her even more money!!?!

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dawneubanks200 5
11/09/2008

Paris Hilton 2

She cant sing, she cant act, she can barely get dressed and this is what we choose to plaster all over out headlines. Come on people she is NOTHING, no education no means to take care of herself without her parents. NOT A ROLL MODEL!

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LYNXSQUADRON45
10/26/2008

Paris Hilton 1

LOOK CLOSELY, I THINK ITS A DUDE

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whatupman
05/29/2008

Paris Hilton 2

wow not one person on this website likes paris hilton

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herg
03/19/2008

Paris Hilton 1

Dumb fuck.

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Hardwire
02/21/2008

Paris Hilton 2

She's lame.

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Iwoot
02/06/2008

Paris Hilton 2

The only thing  i like aobut her is that she is a businesswoman, but parties too much, its like working 1 day a month!!

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Nillon24
12/12/2007

Paris Hilton 1

Paris, you ignorant SLUT!!!!!!

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fb594279755
11/10/2007

Paris Hilton 1

i hate paris hilton. she thinks she is so cool

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uncnc08
09/18/2007

Paris Hilton 1

Unfortunately she has turned out NOT to be a fifteen minute of fame celeb. Sure enough every week at the grocery store check out line there she is staring back at me like she is "hot" and now she wants to get pregnant,because her bff nicole is too.I just see it now.we are never getting rid of her!

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Andrew Gilmore
08/24/2007

Paris Hilton 1

A physically and personally repulsive excuse for a woman- how anyone ever found this collagened, chicken-legged, anorexic, syphilitic, brainless whore attractive baffles and infuriates me, to say nothing of the fact that she has no discernible talent and doesn't actually do anything and therefore has no true claim to fame. Somebody seriously needs to rid the world of this useless slut- I would suggest putting a gun in her mouth- she would be familiar and comfortable with the concept of having a long hard object shoved in her mouth, and could therefore die painlessly.

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Victor83
08/03/2007

Paris Hilton 1

There seems to be a consensus that she has the talent of a paper weight and the brain of a gnat. What blows me away is the realization that some people actually find her attractive...gross.

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GenghisTheHun
08/03/2007

Paris Hilton 2

She is a good lesson to our youth. Get a bottle of peroxide, and act like a strumpet. Where in the world is pop culture going? Down the drain.

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PassTheLoot
08/03/2007

Paris Hilton 1

I believe her little dog is smarter than her.

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sk8tergurl6229 4
07/31/2007

Paris Hilton 5

HORE

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washie
07/21/2007

Paris Hilton 1

Worst celebrity EVER.

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lalelloken
07/16/2007

Paris Hilton 1

paris hilton is a monster created by the media, if the associated press would stop reporting on her useless life, she will go away.She is not a talented actress, singer, or humanitarian so she does not deserve to be in the spotlight. Im so appalled she thought she didnt deserve to be in jail when there are everyday people like you and me who end up in jail when they are truly innocent ( ie, people on death row, minorities who are treated unfairly, etc.). We dont have pricey lawyers and shrinks to bail us out when we mess up. What is paris doing with her "post jail" freedom? "designing crappy jeans and taking acting lessons like the shallow human being that she is, she will do nothing better for society. There is even an investigation going to see if she got special treatment in jail. someone rid us of this joke of a human being!

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Dreamsvilleman
07/07/2007

Paris Hilton 3

I hate to be so base about this, but "hittin' it and quittin' it" is about all she's good for, and deep down inside I'm sure she knows this. I mean, guys, could you actually imagine yourself married to her?! No amount of hotness is worth that headache.

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Paris Hilton 1

I dont understand her appeal. Everyone I know doesnt like her, shes rich, untalented and stuck up. And to see all of those peeps defending Paris and cheerin' her on when she got out of "jail" was disturbing.

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XAgent
06/23/2007

Paris Hilton 1

Unfortunately her 15 keeps getting renewed.

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wires
06/04/2007

Paris Hilton 3

Hopefully Jail will wake her up. Though I'm guessing she'll be paying a lot of people off in there.

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the1hotness
05/30/2007

Paris Hilton 3

Great body..   So Ill give her three stars.  But shes a total Moron.  Hit it and quit it!

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windchime
05/15/2007

Paris Hilton 1

A lot of people don't know this, but that nose tip has been sculptured. Still no improvement. If this bimbo was in her natural state of mousy brown hair & hazel eyes, no one would do a double take at that rodentesque face.  Even though Anna Nicole was as much as a bimbo w/out an education...at least she had beautiful facial bone structure & looked great at every angle.  Even w/her naturally brown eyes(another 1 w/fake contacts & airbrushing) & natural hair color, she was a beauty. Why are people obsessed w/ Paris? These people must not be too attractive, or have non- attractive family members or they wouldn't bother w/her & look to someone who "has it all".

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brn2ovrcm
05/10/2007

Paris Hilton 1

This misguided young lady has no idea as to what life is really about.One thing it isn't is a scorecard of how many people you can sleep with or how many DUI's you can rack up without some serious jailtime.She is so out of the loop that she think's her sentence of 45 days is too severe.Hope she wakes out of her slumber before it's too late.

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irishgit
05/09/2007

Paris Hilton 2

I think she's way past being a 15 minute celebrity.

She's good for at least half an hour....

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Donovan
05/09/2007

Paris Hilton 2

My question for Paris is WHY??? 

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pugwash01
05/09/2007

Paris Hilton 1

No comment, she does not deserve one!!!

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Mad Hatter
05/07/2007

Paris Hilton 1

I don't know what is scarier, her lack of intellegnce, or the fact that she will inheirt a mulit-billion dollar company?  

UPDATE: "Good bye my friend, you messed up again! Your off to the prison, your off to the pen! You've gotten off easy so many time, I guess no one told you how to GET A LIFE!" - Walla Walla, Americana, The Offspring

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chicagoman
04/23/2007

Paris Hilton 1

only famous because she's rich and has a lot of sex. otherwise she's just like any other pretty girls except she has fancy clothes.

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pojo
03/27/2007

Paris Hilton 1

Currently, the most revolting american second to George dubya. Parasite is her own number 1 fan. you have to give her credit she's got mad biz skills. Her new Jon Benet Ramsey gig should be a laugh ...She is the worst role model eva...

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voillest
02/12/2007

Paris Hilton 1

I like Parasite Hilton because she's influenced all the 18 year old girls to be little whores. Sorry but it's true. No better teacher than a brain dead spoiled tramp. The Hilton Family probably thought letting her tramp around was cheaper than running commercial advertisements.

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EschewObfuscat ion
11/17/2006

Paris Hilton 3

I'm with maryandersonSON on this one. You can all shove it.

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maryandersonSO N
11/17/2006

Paris Hilton 5

I LOVE PARIS HILTON, AND IF ANY OF YOU NUKKA`S WANT TO SAY OTHERWISE, SHOVE IT. GOT IT?! SHE IS MY FRIGGEN IDOL, AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH. mary; 15 NY<3

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WhoKilledAngel a
10/27/2006

Paris Hilton 1

I can't believe she was quoted saying "Every generation has an iconic blonde, I am my generations Marilyn Monroe" I think she is delusional! She is a space cadet, I honestly wonder how she gets dressed in the morning...probably has a servant to that for her! When are her 15 minutes of fame going to end already!

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LastMessenger3
08/10/2006

Paris Hilton 3

I'm not a big fan of Paris Hilton, saying that, She has been around for much longer than 15 minutes.

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shorty101
04/29/2006

Paris Hilton 5

Dude even tho paris isnt the smartest person in the world, on the simple life she was hilarious and all yall are jealous cuz shes makin billions of dollars and your not. So get over it, shes cool and your all jealous!! paris u rock my socks!!!

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talking pie
04/04/2006

Paris Hilton 5

The only female that deserves to be beaten. She is a disgracful bitch. Only her and Tom Cruise really get on my nerves.

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jazzackfl
03/20/2006

Paris Hilton 1

Stupid ass twit. This stupid bitch is famous for being a dumb-ass.

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cardiacnp
03/15/2006

Paris Hilton 1

Simply put, she's an uneducated, worthless punk-ass whore who has contributed absolutely nothing to society. I'm amazed by the camera time commanded by this socially inept moron..frankly, she's has as much depth as a puddle of piss (and equally has about as much worth). Thus, why is it that the paparazzi continue to believe we as Americans give a flying f*** about her? A message for Paris, her sister, and her lesser known mother. GO AWAY YOU NARCISSTIC FREAKS!!! We are sick of seeing your ugly, anorexic bodies on our televesion and computer screens!!!!!!!! Paris! Quit whoring yourself for the camera's sake and go make a feeble attempt to obtain an education! Despite your grandfather taking care of you for the remainder of your pathetic, shallow life, it would behoove you to obtain a high school diploma at the very least..believe it or not, accomplishing this may make you a little more tolerable...nahhhh...you're right.. it won't.

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Survivorfan1
01/25/2006

Paris Hilton 1

This airhead has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Why the American media finds her so fascinating is beyond me. Do we have to know every detail of her boring, brain-dead life? When isn't she going to a party or picking up some guy? When she's not doing that she's either shopping, badmouthing and backstabbing her supposed friends, making a sex video, stealing some other woman's boyfriend or fiance or rattling off some inspid quote. The sooner her 15 minutes of fame is up, the better.

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NekoFaust
01/23/2006

Paris Hilton 1

She seems to dwell in her own reality,completely detached from the real world. Even alien body snatchers don't like her,as proved by an article in Weekly World News xDD. Paris Hilton Rejected by Alien Body Snatchers! To think,women have all worked so hard to be recognized as equals to men,to not be seen merely as toys for sexual pleasure.Today's young female celebrities seem to throw all this hard work out the window by dressing in skanky clothing and (in the case of Paris) /filming themselves having sex with a complete stranger/.

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frogger20190
01/20/2006

Paris Hilton 1

More reason the United States is the laughing stock of the "civilized" world. She was already a millionaire as heir to the Hilton fortune. But that wasn't enough: She made 6.5 million in 2005 thanks to the media that adores this dolt (not to mention that idiotic reality TV show with the daughter of Mr. All Night Long). And what a flair for the English language she has.... "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is like French... I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

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mmrrmex
01/16/2006

Paris Hilton 1

I'm sorry for her. It must be sad to be recognized as a brainless gold digger porn actress that does nothing to have a better world. But I'm more sorry for her parents, what kind of monster have they created? This family shows that money hasn't got anything to do with class.

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hotel283
01/14/2006

Paris Hilton 1

As boring as everything about this girl is I do sense a glimmer of common sense. For all of her overexposure she has never really carried on like some of the other spoiled boring blondes out there. I don't think she'll ever win an Oscar or sing the Habenera but I don't think she'll self destruct in a spiral of drugs and excess.

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edt4
12/13/2005

Paris Hilton 1

Actor Val Kilmer said, and I paraphrase, "She's famous for nothing." That about says it all, in my opinion.

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