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Item added by magellan. Added on 07/12/2003
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20 Reviews

CanadaSucks
09/13/2009

Pizza 4

Rarely a bad option. . .probably depends on the toppings (as is usually the case with pizza) But a nice slice after a night of social and sexual refusals from women somehow makes things just a little bit better.

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Wiseguy
09/13/2009

Pizza 5

Another cold left over delight.

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zuchinibut
04/05/2009

Pizza 5

How have I not left a review on this list yet...its been up here for over five years?

Pizza is one of the ultimate drunk foods. Take a look at the hours of a pizza place around any college campus, and you can tell they rely on staying open at least as long as the bars do. Where I went to school there was a pizza place two doors down from the most popular bar, and it had to do its best business every night around 2 AM.
What makes pizza so popular for drunks? It tastes great...its something most people might not always choose to eat when they are thinking clearly about their diet...it requires no preparation...and it requires no utensils, which can cause ugly accidents while drinking.

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ayn
04/05/2009

Pizza 5

Pizza, definately pizza.

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twansalem
12/15/2008

Pizza 5

Pizza is one of the best drunk foods out there. Whether you're walking past a pizza by the slice place that's still open after the bars close, you find a place that will deliver at 2:00 am, or it's just reheated leftovers that you find in the fridge (I don't eat cold pizza, even when I'm hammered I'll throw it in the microwave first), pizza always does the trick.  When I was in college when those cheap Totino's Party Pizzas went  on sale for 10 for $10.00 we'd pick some up when we bought the beer. Three of those cheap pizzas and a 12 pack per person would usually get us through the night.

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HistoryFan
12/14/2008

Pizza 5

Pizza and beer go together like peanut butter and jelly.  I know it's a bad analogy but it's true.

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numbah16tdhaha
12/14/2008

Pizza 5

Even bad pizza is good when you're drunk...

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irishgit
12/13/2008

Pizza 5

Buying a slice when I'm likkered to the tits is one of the simple pleasures in life.

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butterflysb1
12/13/2008

Pizza 4

Especially good with Ranch dressing on it!!!

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Astromike
10/02/2008

Pizza 5

The best, weather still hot, been sittin out, or cold from the fridge...its always good!

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georges11
10/06/2007

Pizza 5

Gots to be the, buuurrpp, pizza. It wont fall apart in your hands, there's no wrapper you might accidentally eat, and doesn't look as bad as the others if you suffer a reversal of fortune.

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Underspin
03/31/2005

Pizza 5

Preferably the cold, leftover style. If it's been in the fridge for about 1-3 days, that's pretty much ideal. I'm not too picky about the toppings, (especially if it's late night or early morning), just make sure it's been fridgerated awhile...Ahh, few things in life are better together than cold pizza and cold beer.

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emj5687
03/13/2005

Pizza 5

i mean pizza is the best food ever. But drunk, nothing hits the spot better.

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Djahuti
02/06/2005

Pizza 5

Now we're taklin! Very few foods are as satisfying as pizza when you're sloshed.It's even good sober!

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DNell
07/26/2004

Pizza 5

Drunk food? Dont know about u guys but when im high i would like this one lol.

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infection1
05/02/2004

Pizza 5

never a dull moment with pizza! personal fav is plain ol' cheese and pepperoni, you can never go wrong. a good puke preventer? maybe not, but man oh man, when you get those first pangs of hunger at 3 or 4 a.m. pizza ALWAYS sounds good!

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sperryc
04/29/2004

Pizza 5

Even if pizza wasn't the most readily available food in the world (which it happens to be), I would seek it out for late-night drunk snacking purposes. It is warm, easy to eat, not overly spicy (unless you want it to be), usually pretty affordable, and easily personalized to meet any specific hankering you might have on a given night (I'm in the mood for something with pepperoni, etc.)

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bigboy4
07/13/2003

Pizza 5

the best.

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reeny
07/13/2003

Pizza 4

I have to tell you that when I do get drunk, pizza always bails me out. It is no doubt the best type of food to consume when drunk.

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mobilebuzz
07/13/2003

Pizza 4

Sooo Good!

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