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1rateitalldude (1)
05/08/2007
Jessica dresses like the slippery aluminum slide which releases you into the sand at it's bed. The metal stairs awaiting your climb in order to once again, enjoy the feel of the hot metal as you traverse its slick surface from top to bottom. The steel chains on the swings glitter like Jessica's eyes as they sway with the motion of the teeter-totter. Ahhh, the teeter-totter. Up and down, back and forth, like Jessica's buns of steel as she walks over to the jungle-gym. The metalic work of art emcompassing an entire sandpit if it's own. Like Jessica, it deserves it's place in this heaven of metal objects throughout the playground of life....

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kattwoman (24)
06/02/2005
she dresses with class and she also dresses for her age. she hasnt reverted to the trashiness her fellow pop rivals have

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