I bought a bikini on a trip out of desperation so I didn't bother trying it on. Later on I went on a housboating trip and with the other bikini still unwashed, I took the new bikini along with me. It was after putting it on the first time before I went in the hot tub that I found out the bikini top doesn't quite fit well. I was careful most of the time to make sure all the important parts were covered, but as I was comfortably sitting in the warm tub once and discovered that one of my nipples was showing. I quickly fixed that thinking no one had really noticed. Later on that day the guys started talking about they had been staring at my nipple for 20 minutes and was too bad that I found out too soon. They still talk about it even today. Really, I don't understand about the fascination. It was just a nipple.

this may be a possibility with me if i wore a bikini in my teen years when i was very skinny and close to flat chested. i guess if I moved in the wrong way,they may have got a glimpse but it would have not been much..  maybe as Frankswildyears said,maybe a pant's zipper coming undone but all you would see is a glimpse of my undies.

I'm thinking that for almost everyone except Janet Jackson and Britney Spears this is limited to accidentally leaving your fly open.  For Janet and Britney, I'd question the part about it being an accident.

I regularly bathe in my gstring.  I am male but wax myself baby smooth on my butt and front so it looks nice.  When I came out of the sea once though having played ball with my wife something had slid out and I was flasshing a group of girls sitting by the shore . I do not know who was more embarassed them or me

One time the wind caught my Jedi robes. I was strangely popular after that happened...

Updated Comment, 6/17/07:  Call me a wuss if you want, but I've never been on a waterslide until yesterday.  Mostly because I can't swim.  My husband insisted on going on the tallest one they have as the first time, probably so that I'll "get over it" or whatever.  I was worried, but I chided myself, thinking that it's not like I'm going to drown or whatever, and if it's unpleasant, at least it'll be quick, and if it's not, then this is the only way to find out.  

So, with resignation, I launched myself down the chute, choosing the seated position so that I can see where I'm going and force myself to deal with it.  Which was kinda fun, for the first turn.  The second curve turned sharply, and then I found myself straining to stay in the right position for the rest of the trip down (as entering the water sideways or headfirst was probably not a good idea).  

I hit the pool with the grace of a parapeligic platypus (though I did manage to keep my arms crossed somehow), and I was rather surprised to feel a very sharp pain in my side upon impact.  OW.  Wishing to maintain some semblance of dignity, I stood up immediately and began to wade out of the pool, holding my side and wondering what the hell I managed to screw up . . .

Then I finally realized that my husband was shouting at me, pointing at his chest.  I couldn't hear him over the rush of water behind me, but then I realized that I ought to probably look down.  Yup.  This was the first time I tested the questionable structural integrity of my bikini, and out popped my left boob.  Concentrating on the pain in my side and trying to get out of the pool so I didn't hold the next group of sliders up, I didn't realize that I was flashing a small crowd.  

At that point, there wasn't anything much else I can do.  I looked down and popped myself back in.

Next time I go down, I think I'm going to have to do a boob-check before I stand up from the water.

Original Comment 5/5/07:  Been there a time or two, not fun. Bikinis have a way of not staying put in the midst of waves. I don't think anyone saw, though (except my husband, who just laughed and attempted a grope).

When my now ex-wife and I went to Mexico before we were married, we were playing around in the water off Puerto Vallarta.

Suddenly, all the Mexicans leave the water, leaving the gringos behind.

The reason becomes apparent a few minutes later when this hellacious surf started pounding the beach. My ex- was picked up by a wave and dumped onto the beach, her bikini top pulled off by the water.

Cue Mexicans applauding.....

Discovered that the surf phenomenon happened every afternoon at about that time.

The next day the two of us were back, with beers and beach chairs to watch the show as the next unsuspecting group of gringos took to the water.

A former friend was going to his prom with a local girl. A few weeks before the prom, he went over to have dinner with her family, and was sitting on the couch talking with them in a sweatshirt and gym shorts. Supposedly, his testicles were completely exposed. I don't know what subsequently became of this former friend, but I know his romance with the local girl did not last long.

Just yesterday evening I was at the Grizzly Rose, a country western dance club in Denver, when I caught site of the mechanical bull. A few people in my group thought it would be a good idea to ride the bull after several beers and shots (I passed). Before they got on, this one girl in a loose fitting tank top jumped on the bull and I thought that there would be a decent shot that something would jump out of that top. Sure enough, there it went. She didn't seem too embarrassed by it though. I say this because when the next rider got on, one of her friends, she pulled down her top, pushed them together, shook them around for a good 5 seconds, and then put her top back on.

Unfortunately, I've had an issue with this before. Let's just say it involved the beach, a nive big wave, and a string bikini top that I couldn't tie tight enough to keep in one place.

As if attempting karaoke wasn't humiliating enough, my jeans had a wardrobe malfunction yesterday, right in the middle of my rendition of Feelings. That Justin Timberlake really needs to be stopped.

So what! If blowing your nasty nose, Farting, sneezing and picking your nose is acceptable human behavior and non offensive then why pick on nudity?