The real conspiracy here involves Elvis's career coming to life when he stopped breathing, was embalmed, and buried.

Entertaining perhaps, not credible in the least. Will Sasso did a great bit on Mad TV regarding Elvis and flying saucers. Very funny.

I have to agree, CastleBee. Even if he didn't die at 42 (which I seriously doubt that he didn't), unless he'd gone on a massive health kick afterwards, his lifestyle and physique were hardly conducive towards living to 100.

How could that physical wreck still be alive?

the man is dead!if he had really been alive the day his daughter married michael jackson would have killed him anyway

This is the most annoying. ELVIS is dead! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! AND...he ain't comin' back!!!

elvis was very fat and addicted to drugs when he died. his lifestyle destined him to an early death. the king is dead, deal with it.

Elvis is dead but did you hear, Tupac and Biggie live in Fiji.

This is the most annoying conspiracy theory by far. The guy died on the crapper doing drugs. All you crazy Elvis fans need to get over it already. THE GUY IS DEAD!!!

He died, with his big, sweaty, hairy King of Rock and Roll ass on the toilet, of a heart attack from too many cheeseburgers and pills. The guys that keep getting spotted are doofoids stuck in the fifties cleaning Slurpee machines.

If he was still living, There would be fans still chasing him down.

He is the King, he always will be the king. But let's put this one to rest, he's dead people.

Now this is a funny list. . .Elvis freaks really mystify me. . .Look, young Elvis (not fat, old Elvis) has some talent. But he basically sang black music and packaged it to a white audience. He's dead, gone, and slightly overrated.

I agree with CastleBee except for one thing. I think it's going to be around for a long, long time. As long as there are 362 Elvis fan clubs worldwide. Folks, face it - he's DEAD. This is even more ridiculous than the JFK or Foster ones, and it's far more widespread. Elvis has been sighted more times than UFOs - it's absurd, it's annoying, and I really hope we can ditch it soon. However, i suppose it is fairly harmless - that's why i kicked off one star.

You've got to give this one points for staying power in the face of absolutely no evidence what-so-ever. Twenty-six years and counting and you just know that somewhere there's a slack-jawed, chromosome deficient hill jack who thinks s/he's seen him. He'd be 68 now so I would imagine this theory is going to disappear on its own in a few more years.