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Overall Rating: 1.73 based on 63 ratings
John Bobbitt became famous when his wife attacked him and severed his penis. (Add picture)

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fb591051260 (0)
11/08/2007
deserved what he got

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spinette (15)
10/26/2007
Dumb, dumb,dumb, what is the matter with people, they think so lightly of cheating on a spouse. I am sure he will think twice, or maybe learn to say, I want to get out of this relationship, or perhaps I don't want to be in one at all.

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PassTheLoot (10)
08/03/2007
When he looks back over his life I bet that one thing he regrets. Didn't she ever hear of a divorce ? that's just plain mean.

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FranksWildYears (54)
11/28/2006
What he and his wife do with his johnson is none of our business. I work with someone whose last name is Bobbitt. She is the real victim in all of this. She has had to endure a decade of hearing the same stupid comment over and over, "Are you related to...."

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SZinHonshu (44)
11/17/2006
If you go to The Smoking Gun website you can see a series of arrest photos that seemingly document the arc of this man's adult life. I guess after having your johnson cut off, nothing seems so bad in comparison, consequently, being cuffed and locked up doesn't feel like the end of the world (speculation on my part).

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Drummond (58)
04/29/2006
He actually got a few more minutes with a porn film entitled "uncut."

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inhumanmonster (0)
12/11/2005
I'd give Lorena an even lower rating...someone should have given each of them a sharp knife and let them cut the f**k out of each other so we'd never have had to hear about them as long as we did.

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AndrewScott (72)
01/28/2005
He's lucky the authorities found his bone before a dog did. Otherwise, he would given needing an organ donor a new meaning.

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Flick01 (71)
01/28/2005
So....he got it chopped off and thrown out the window of a moving vehicle....... have I got that right? I would like to have heard the conversation of the people who were driving in the opposite direction when willie went flying...... Damn! They sure grow them skeeters big in this part of the country, don't they, Martha?

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minkey (36)
01/27/2005
Always remember that things could be worse - you could have had your penis chopped off and thrown out the window of a moving vehicle. How the hell did this guy find i t in a field? Did he just happen to guess what she would do with his penis once she cut it off?

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irishgit (146)
01/27/2005
A day late and a dollar (or at least a few cents) short.

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Mad Hatter (37)
01/27/2005
What a thing to be famous for. The guy who had his penis chopped off by his wife.

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LadyShark4534 (12)
01/23/2005
Mr. Dickless!

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tocwelsh (2)
01/09/2005
First customer of Rentadick, ......

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Djahuti (56)
10/16/2004
Probably deserved it: I bet he uses a Stunt Stud in the porno movie.This is the kind of celebrity that makes our culture look brainless and tacky.

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bebe23 (2)
09/13/2004
John Wayne Bobbitt got it bobbed by a crazed and resentful wife who witnesses at her trial said abused her even in public. He deserved what couldn't be to him a little 'slice' of heaven. What I could not understand was the uproar afterwards? Women have probably been taking revenge in this fashion for a long, long time. He didn't get the message that most women don't like to get beat because he got busted and pleaded not contest to assaulting his girlfriend. After the Bobbitt incident, I was sitting getting my hair fixed and the woman styling my hair told me all about how she threw hot food on her boyfriend's crotch and burned the devil out him. Even if I thought what Mrs. Bobbitt did to John was wrong, I said to myself, Keep your mouth shut, the woman has a hot curling iron in her hand! Talk about getting burned. As for his porn career, it wasn't that long, and the creep had to work in a Nevada cathouse which eventually fired him for constantly hitting on the prostitutes working there. Gee whiz, kid, here's a dollar, buy a clue: women don't like you, so get lost!!!

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Jimbo04 (0)
07/31/2004
I am a guy. I heard this story and it hurt me.

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Redoedo (40)
03/25/2004
15 minutes of fame and a lifetime of pain. What a shame.

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Moosekarloff (18)
10/21/2003
He's not half the man he once was.

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kamylienne (78)
05/07/2003
I had to change my post because, after some thought, I guess I've been a "little hard on" him (ha, sorry). Cutting off a guy's penis is a pretty extreme punishment. There were probably better ways of handling the situation, but I guess she got her point across (in a manner of speaking). I think it's funny that he chose to go into the porn industry after, er, he and his "little buddy" got "re-aquainted". I have to wonder if he decided to keep knives in his house or not after that . . . .

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Vudija (94)
04/28/2003
If he beat his wife then he deserved it. After all, if she REALLY was a "nutcase" then she could have killed him, and he wouldn't be a famous porno actor. I think it's pretty sad though, that he would want to be in the spotlight after that though, and then to have it fixed and enlarged...did he think that he needed to be larger to fit into the porn industry? That says a lot for his confidence, doesn't it? In that case, I ALMOST feel sorry for him, but then again, he supposedly beat his wife, so I don't feel too sorry for him.

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drbanner (0)
04/08/2003
OWWWWWW! They were both good looking but both crazy!

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dan_the_no1_man (0)
12/20/2002
sucks to be him...he chose to marry that chick...he must have done something bizarre to have her cut of his manhood.

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teacherafael (0)
11/16/2002
He's terrible! A shame of porn. The ladies have a hard job to set his penis up.

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lukskywlkr. (3)
11/07/2002
Well, we all have our "shortcomings". Anyway, I couldn't resist that. Thing is, he supposedly beat his wife, and if he did, he deserved what he got. I bet he sleeps with one eye open from now on.

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abichara (62)
11/30/2001
Ouch, the poor guy went through a lot, I don't know whether he got what he deserved. His wife, Lorena said she was abused by him, but then again, she was a bit of a nutcase too (no pun intended!!!!). I think the guy is an opportunist who took advantage of his "situation" to advance himself in the porno industry. What a great way to make it to the top of such an illustrious field!

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salzburgraven (0)
11/30/2001
Is Bobbitt's 15 minutes a slice of life? And after he is re-attached to himself, what does this guy do but porno? He should slink off into a Hall of Shame. But it is good to know a guy can be re-attached. What about the ex-Mrs Bobbitt? Is she working in a delicatessen? Is the world nuts or what?

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Potch1214 (0)
11/02/2001
Two words: Frankenpenis. What's that? The porno this schlub made after having Humpty Dumpty re-assembled.

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stooge (0)
07/01/2001
This guy deserves absolutely no fame or recognition of any kind. He didn't do anything but beat his wife and get falling down drunk. That's not much of a life. I feel sorry for his wife and I hope we never see him in the news again. He should feel grateful that the doctors could repair the damage his wife did, but he shouldn't try to make a living out of it.

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afterglow70 (1)
06/20/2001
Let that be a lesson to you!!!! ;o)

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Pit Bull (0)
05/31/2001
THAT HAD TO HURT, I'D HATE TO HAVE HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME!HIS WIFE WAS CRAZY!

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CastleBee (83)
04/24/2001
Macho, macho man I have got to be a ... whoops! Other than Joey Buttafuoco, is there anyone with a more appropriate name on this list?

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