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Jessica Simpson

Born in Dallas, TX in 1980. She started her career as a singer at the age of 12. Her first album was ...
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Item added by zuchinibut. Added on 10/03/2003
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43 Reviews

minkey
10/27/2009

Jessica Simpson 3

Agreed that her sex appeal has been quickly fading. But it's hard for a woman to look better than she does in this video:


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irishgit
10/27/2009

Jessica Simpson 2

Another cookie cutter blonde celeb. Not particularly interesting, and without the smoldering sexuality of a Loren, Monroe, Bardot, Cardinale or Turner.

Yeah, ok, I'm showing my age.

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edt4
10/27/2009

Jessica Simpson 2

Objectively speaking, I'd concede that she's conventionally attractive...blonde hair, big teeth, nice body, etc....but as far as I'm concerned, she has all the sex appeal of a Barbie doll. I'll take Pam Grier circa 1974 any day of the week over Jessica Simpson. Or Marla English circa 1957. Or Barbara Payton circa 1950. Or Marilyn Chambers circa 1973. Or...

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JimmyMagnet
10/01/2009

Jessica Simpson 3

Even though her unintelligence is an act, she still seems lacking in the brain dept.

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musicprof
05/28/2009

Jessica Simpson 5

People can knock her if they want. In 2009, she's still HOT!

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Astromike
03/23/2009

Jessica Simpson 1

Dumb and annoying. I feel a lil sorry for her for getting pointed out by the media about her weight. Get over it lol.

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Dan3048
09/29/2008

Jessica Simpson 1

yuk

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McCHIDO
09/20/2008

Jessica Simpson 4

SEXY

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Heath205
07/21/2008

Jessica Simpson 4

OK SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A 5 EXCEPT FOR SHE'S SHARP AS A BOWLING BOWL. LOL

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[Paladin] Shin56
07/20/2008

Jessica Simpson 1

Fuck that noise.

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ricky patnaude
07/11/2008

Jessica Simpson 5

SUPER HOT

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monkey11611
07/11/2008

Jessica Simpson 5

toooooodlooo

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Victor571
04/24/2008

Jessica Simpson 2

TAKE A 2

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louiethe20th
03/09/2008

Jessica Simpson 4

Pretty hot, but pretty dizzy too. I guess some guys like that.

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fb718435230
02/19/2008

Jessica Simpson 3

nothing much..

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Locke
02/08/2008

Jessica Simpson 2

Craaaazy

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georges11
12/17/2007

Jessica Simpson 5

I agree. She is a babe. And I don't say babe too often. But that describes her. I also think she has a lot of class.

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GenghisTheHun
12/17/2007

Jessica Simpson 5

Why not? She is a top babe for looks at least.

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cimbrel30
11/14/2007

Jessica Simpson 3

She is hot but the typical blonde american babe.

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denves07
09/02/2007

Jessica Simpson 5

I saw her in Dukes of Hazard and she is smokin'!

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Coco57
01/07/2007

Jessica Simpson 1

I think she has an average look, kinda cute, but nothing amazing. I'm not sure if she just acts dumb on purpose or if she really does just have shit for brains. as longs as she's entertainment tho...

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Ih8rateitall
03/12/2006

Jessica Simpson 5

Check out my Jessica Alba rating. It should be right below. She's what every chick wants to be, and she's what every guy wants to be with, she's hawt!

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Brianne_dawn
10/09/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

Jessica is soooo hott!

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bigoletom
08/09/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

I agree with below - she has a real set on her which is a giant plus. That Boots video is incredible!

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zuchinibut
08/05/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

As a boob man, it is incredibly nice to see a hot blond in show busines with a real set of knockers. Jessica Simpson has an amazing body that is feminine and not anorexic, combined with a gorgeous face and beautiful blond hair. She may say some really stupid things, but who wouldn't look like an idiot with a camera following them around 24/7. She seems like a real person and not some flasy girl who wallows in her own fame. That definitely adds to her hotness.

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dpostoskie
05/06/2005

Jessica Simpson 1

Dumb, it's makes her ugly.

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Shlong
04/15/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

dumb as rocks but can sing decently & probably is top notch in bed.

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perfectsona
04/06/2005

Jessica Simpson 4

she is hot and a good singer. but omg, how dumb can a person be. she gives blondes a bad name - in the brain sense. but she covers it all up in the looks and talent department

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X Factor Z
04/06/2005

Jessica Simpson 4

As a talent, performer, or even as as a person, she is awful. As eye candy, she does look great in a bikini. She would have made a fortune as a stripper. Good for not much else, though.

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DaRick
01/13/2005

Jessica Simpson 4

Jessica Simpson looks has everything a woman would want in her locker (hair, face, breasts, etc.). She is also stupid, so getting her may be even easier. The proverbial dumb blonde.

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Wavebacker
01/07/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

In some ways she's ideal. Beautiful and stupid.

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Prints Charming
01/06/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

You gotta love a blonde who asks Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?

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DRoxas
09/10/2004

Jessica Simpson 5

A stunner! Honest and down to earth as a Hollywood type could get. Doesn't sweat the small stuff and GASP! even makes fun of herself! Did I mention that she has the best natural breasts in show biz?

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LanceRoxas
09/06/2004

Jessica Simpson 5

She's a total package. I love her smile. Nice bod. Phenomenal singer. Definitely one of my favorites.

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pip_squeak
07/12/2004

Jessica Simpson 2

Big chin and her eyes are too far apart from each other. But what the hey, perhaps I'm just being nit picky.

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philliesfan196 9
04/20/2004

Jessica Simpson 4

I think she looks really good, maybe not the greatest looking face, but obviously terrific shape and body. She's definitely a looker, turns heads!

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Mo Jo
04/12/2004

Jessica Simpson 1

Hard looking face... You are no Cher...

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coleslough
04/01/2004

Jessica Simpson 4

hot bod!

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D00lfrk81
03/28/2004

Jessica Simpson 2

She looks ok in some pictures, her eyes are just too big. Not at all hot!

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cisme77
02/06/2004

Jessica Simpson 5

Jessica may apppear to be a ditz but she is a product of her environment. How is someone supposed to learn about bufalo wings and dentures/ventures? Through experience. She obviously led a very sheltered life and is just coming out of her shell. As for her talent, that little girl can sing! She has a beautiful voice.

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LadyShark4534
12/24/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

Plastic looking face and not a hint of a brain. How is that sexy?

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scarletfeather
12/24/2003

Jessica Simpson 3

Nothing special.

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jpdols
10/12/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

She's retarded and is that hot to begin with.

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