minkey 10/27/2009
Agreed that her sex appeal has been quickly fading. But it's hard for a woman to look better than she does in this video:
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irishgit 10/27/2009
Another cookie cutter blonde celeb. Not particularly interesting, and without the smoldering sexuality of a Loren, Monroe, Bardot, Cardinale or Turner. Yeah, ok, I'm showing my age.
edt4 10/27/2009
Objectively speaking, I'd concede that she's conventionally attractive...blonde hair, big teeth, nice body, etc....but as far as I'm concerned, she has all the sex appeal of a Barbie doll. I'll take Pam Grier circa 1974 any day of the week over Jessica Simpson. Or Marla English circa 1957. Or Barbara Payton circa 1950. Or Marilyn Chambers circa 1973. Or...
JimmyMagnet 10/01/2009
Even though her unintelligence is an act, she still seems lacking in the brain dept.
musicprof 05/28/2009
People can knock her if they want. In 2009, she's still HOT!
Astromike 03/23/2009
Dumb and annoying. I feel a lil sorry for her for getting pointed out by the media about her weight. Get over it lol.
Dan3048 09/29/2008
yuk
McCHIDO 09/20/2008
SEXY
Heath205 07/21/2008
OK SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A 5 EXCEPT FOR SHE'S SHARP AS A BOWLING BOWL. LOL
[Paladin] Shin56 07/20/2008
Fuck that noise.
ricky patnaude 07/11/2008
SUPER HOT
monkey11611 07/11/2008
toooooodlooo
Victor571 04/24/2008
TAKE A 2
louiethe20th 03/09/2008
Pretty hot, but pretty dizzy too. I guess some guys like that.
fb718435230 02/19/2008
nothing much..
Locke 02/08/2008
Craaaazy
georges11 12/17/2007
I agree. She is a babe. And I don't say babe too often. But that describes her. I also think she has a lot of class.
GenghisTheHun 12/17/2007
Why not? She is a top babe for looks at least.
cimbrel30 11/14/2007
She is hot but the typical blonde american babe.
denves07 09/02/2007
I saw her in Dukes of Hazard and she is smokin'!
Coco57 01/07/2007
I think she has an average look, kinda cute, but nothing amazing. I'm not sure if she just acts dumb on purpose or if she really does just have shit for brains. as longs as she's entertainment tho...
Ih8rateitall 03/12/2006
Check out my Jessica Alba rating. It should be right below. She's what every chick wants to be, and she's what every guy wants to be with, she's hawt!
Brianne_dawn 10/09/2005
Jessica is soooo hott!
bigoletom 08/09/2005
I agree with below - she has a real set on her which is a giant plus. That Boots video is incredible!
zuchinibut 08/05/2005
As a boob man, it is incredibly nice to see a hot blond in show busines with a real set of knockers. Jessica Simpson has an amazing body that is feminine and not anorexic, combined with a gorgeous face and beautiful blond hair. She may say some really stupid things, but who wouldn't look like an idiot with a camera following them around 24/7. She seems like a real person and not some flasy girl who wallows in her own fame. That definitely adds to her hotness.
dpostoskie 05/06/2005
Dumb, it's makes her ugly.
Shlong 04/15/2005
dumb as rocks but can sing decently & probably is top notch in bed.
perfectsona 04/06/2005
she is hot and a good singer. but omg, how dumb can a person be. she gives blondes a bad name - in the brain sense. but she covers it all up in the looks and talent department
X Factor Z 04/06/2005
As a talent, performer, or even as as a person, she is awful. As eye candy, she does look great in a bikini. She would have made a fortune as a stripper. Good for not much else, though.
DaRick 01/13/2005
Jessica Simpson looks has everything a woman would want in her locker (hair, face, breasts, etc.). She is also stupid, so getting her may be even easier. The proverbial dumb blonde.
Wavebacker 01/07/2005
In some ways she's ideal. Beautiful and stupid.
Prints Charming 01/06/2005
You gotta love a blonde who asks Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?
DRoxas 09/10/2004
A stunner! Honest and down to earth as a Hollywood type could get. Doesn't sweat the small stuff and GASP! even makes fun of herself! Did I mention that she has the best natural breasts in show biz?
LanceRoxas 09/06/2004
She's a total package. I love her smile. Nice bod. Phenomenal singer. Definitely one of my favorites.
pip_squeak 07/12/2004
Big chin and her eyes are too far apart from each other. But what the hey, perhaps I'm just being nit picky.
philliesfan196 9 04/20/2004
I think she looks really good, maybe not the greatest looking face, but obviously terrific shape and body. She's definitely a looker, turns heads!
Mo Jo 04/12/2004
Hard looking face... You are no Cher...
coleslough 04/01/2004
hot bod!
D00lfrk81 03/28/2004
She looks ok in some pictures, her eyes are just too big. Not at all hot!
cisme77 02/06/2004
Jessica may apppear to be a ditz but she is a product of her environment. How is someone supposed to learn about bufalo wings and dentures/ventures? Through experience. She obviously led a very sheltered life and is just coming out of her shell. As for her talent, that little girl can sing! She has a beautiful voice.
LadyShark4534 12/24/2003
Plastic looking face and not a hint of a brain. How is that sexy?
scarletfeather 12/24/2003
Nothing special.
jpdols 10/12/2003
She's retarded and is that hot to begin with.
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