OK this is pretty much a pointless act on my part because this place is exactly what it seems to be.  Either your going to love this place, or your going to hate it.  It's a club (actually a pair of them) that seem to be in several old houses joined together by renovations over the years.  If you've ever had the dream to see what a dance club would look like in your Grandmother's house this is it 1. The music on the dance floor is headache inducingly loud. 2. Expect plenty of contact, on the weekends this place is packed like a sardine factory.  Friends would just vanish into the crowd like quicksand, and reappear minutes later seemingly vomited by the dance floor. 3. Come in a big group because by the time you find your place some of your group will have managed to stay with you...However you will take losses.  10 of us entered the club, 5 of us managed to find a place to hang 15 minutes later.  We never heard again from 3 of the others.(ever) 4. The music is not that creative, give yourself 20 minutes on I-tunes and you can pick out a better "dance" playlist as the DJ had this particular weekend.   I guess if your already blitzed and want to be a dancin fool, (or more importantly your date does) then I guess it's OK. Heads up though we had a $10 cover on Saturday night, and there was a line.  One tip to beat the line go around the corner and check the other "club" out.  We were able to just walk right in, instead of waiting minutes in line on the other side (it's all connected inside).