aww damn... they caught on to my scheme to ruin every dentist in dc by opening my own very cheap dentist office in my garage....

So I guess I should stop going to the local construction contractor for my dental exams?

Kinda makes me wonder what my metal bits would do to tooth enamel...

Those pesky dentists just don't want any competition,do they?

Reeeeeeally now?

I bet people in the old days wish they had those instructions back then, no wonder older people hate going to the dentist so much!

Hey now GA, don't be hatin' on folks from Arkansas. Actually I can't say that because my wife recently had a similar experience one of her classes she's taking for her degree in Early Childhood Ed. The class was math for teacher and the professor had been telling the students for weeks that they needed to have a protractor and compass in class on a certain day because they were going to draw angles and circles and the like. The day arrived and the professor had been teaching for several minutes with her giant compass that held chalk so she could easily demonstrate how to use one on the board when a student next to my wife raised her hand and asked for assistance using the compass she had brought which was a magnetic directional compass. I guess directions like that are needed for some people.

Not intended for it, but if you really had to.......

Doctor, before you begin drilling, can I have a look at your drill? Hmmm, just as I suspected . . .

So much for my schemes to save on dental bills.

. . . suddenly, the dentist's office doesn't seem all that bad . . .