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“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles.

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Item added by irishgit. Added on 01/07/2005
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Molfan
11/10/2008

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 3

chances are when they print these rules that some fool actually tried and put candles in their ears. probably when lit. then it was like "hey there are no warnings that say I cannot do that" probably when the fool tried to sue the candle company.

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MissPackRat4Je sus
11/10/2008

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 4

Gives a whole different meaning to "someone's ears are burning".

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oscargamblesfr o
08/11/2008

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 3

Someone stop Richard Gere before he hears of this and crashes kids' birthday parties.

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irishgit
08/11/2008

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 5

Gives a whole new meaning to blowing out the candles.

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BlueOrchid
01/28/2006

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 3

That's so gross...*shakes her head*

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Gentle Jude
08/20/2005

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 5

That is a funny one. I didn't know people used wax as ear plugs. But now they mention it!

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kamylienne
01/07/2005

“DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” on a box of birthday candles. 4

. . . this one sounds like someone had actually tried it at one point. Scary.

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