dam.... what has this country come to when i cant sit naked on my massage chain in my own home..... but it doesn't say anything about a naked person sitting on me, sitting on the chain... XD

Okay, apparently someone liked they're chair a little to much for this one to exist.

Instructions for those people who like to experiment!

Did you see the CSI episode where the thought the massage chair killed a guy!!!! In the end it was a faulty electrical outlet and not the chair. I have a massage chair that I purchased from Discount Massage Chairs and so far no one has been hurt using it and we love our PHP2026.

That's quite a stupid thing to have.

Maybe they may not use it as a sex tool, but maybe there are some parts of the body or back which are sore and they put it into a part of the massager that fits that part of the body (but is a part which you shouldn't put any body parts in). Believe it or not, there are some people who do this so although this instruction gets the immagination going, it is actually a valid instruction, believe it or not!

Just goes to show that with a little imagination and effort anything can be a sex toy.

Hey, Earline, what's the number for 9-1-1?

This massage chair sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Please, if you are moronic or particularly clutzy, do not get one of these contraptions.

. . . and, if used in this fashion, this product is not returnable and non-refundable . . .