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Ozzy Osbourne

Item added by zuchinibut. Added on 10/10/2003
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5 Reviews

lix
07/02/2009

Ozzy Osbourne 1

Ozzy can't die. I'm waiting for his 2030 comeback tour. I'm sitting in the back row becaus I don't want to get caught in the middle of flying dentures, soggy diapers, or metal walkers.

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PlanetaryGear
07/17/2006

Ozzy Osbourne 2

The Ozzman Dyeth? Gosh, I hope not, but it wouldn't suprise me none. Afterall, he hasn't exactly been an exemplar of Clean, Healthy Living. But when he does eventually kicks the bucket, all of the drugs and booze he's taken through out the years should have a preservative effect on him - ya know, like a pickle? So no embalming will probably be necessary.

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numbah16tdhaha
07/17/2006

Ozzy Osbourne 1

The feeble thing is marketing...

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LadyShark4534
12/13/2003

Ozzy Osbourne 4

Well, He has done a lot of drugs that have wrecked his body.

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CherrySoda99
10/16/2003

Ozzy Osbourne 5

He looks dead already!

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