lix 07/02/2009
Ozzy can't die. I'm waiting for his 2030 comeback tour. I'm sitting in the back row becaus I don't want to get caught in the middle of flying dentures, soggy diapers, or metal walkers.
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PlanetaryGear 07/17/2006
The Ozzman Dyeth? Gosh, I hope not, but it wouldn't suprise me none. Afterall, he hasn't exactly been an exemplar of Clean, Healthy Living. But when he does eventually kicks the bucket, all of the drugs and booze he's taken through out the years should have a preservative effect on him - ya know, like a pickle? So no embalming will probably be necessary.
numbah16tdhaha 07/17/2006
The feeble thing is marketing...
LadyShark4534 12/13/2003
Well, He has done a lot of drugs that have wrecked his body.
CherrySoda99 10/16/2003
He looks dead already!
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