Chalky 09/17/2009
Totino's is pretty bad. It's only a dollar in most places. I mean I don't think there are any side-effects but there are better frozen pizzas out there like California Pizza Kitchen and Palermo.
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Guitpik 04/08/2009
Triple meat with anchovy paste smeared all over it! Yum!
kidicarus333 12/03/2008
Totino's pizzas are really high in fat but are an awesome classic of junk food. Two minutes in the microwave and you have a gooey foldable pizza snack.
Strijdom 05/20/2008
Dry, rubbery, tasteless pizza.
Jentra26 02/13/2008
i love this pizza. Great for kids. We always buy this pizza.
wakser 12/12/2007
It rocks!
myopion2 10/15/2007
I actually like this pizza, I know its by far not a traditional pizza but if you keep that in mind its good. I love the fact that I can buy several pizza's to feed a crowd all under a dollar each.
LadyJesusFan77 7 08/09/2007
I think this is some of the worst frozen pizza I have ever eaten. UPDATE: Puke on a pizza. Just my two cents.
Astromike 08/09/2007
First of all they use FAKE cheese. That alone gets them 2 stars. Also the pizza (if you even wanna call it pizza) has a funny after taste to it. However, it is cheap, edible food that only costs a buck in most stores, and is convenient when your going through tuff times and need to stock up on cheap food. I'll give them that.
twansalem 07/31/2007
So they're not the best quality frozen pizza out there. But Totino's frozen pizzas are extremely cheap, and let's face it, the whole point of frozen pizzas is for some that 's quick AND cheap. Besides, as long as you don't burn them, which is rather easy to do because they're so thin, they still taste pretty good.
arl3289 07/21/2007
i like mexican but it was pulled off the market
iluvmyc00 07/13/2007
there okay, when i was little it was the only form of pizza(frozen or delivert) that i would eat, now i eat them occasionaly(like right now) but to make them better i had extra cheese and peporonis if we have them(just be sure to cook the pizza some before you add nonfrozen toppings)
katkat5 05/13/2007
yummy crisp crust
PeterNorth 05/02/2007
I remember buying loads of these in University just because they were cheap, luckily today I have more money and my tastes have matured.
jockojocko 02/19/2007
These are awful. My roomate used to always get them because they're cheap. But when you account for the fact that their less than half the size of most frozen pizzas and that the ingredients are clearly bottom of the barrel they're not much of a deal. The crust is like stale crackers, the sauce is sweet with wierd off flavors, a bit mexicany too. The cheese is flavorless and sparse, and the toppings are completely unrecognizable. This is fake food. If you think that chef boyardee is good pasta and that twinkies are good cake then this may be your kind of pizza.
louiethe20th 11/15/2006
I like the Stouffer French Breads the best, but the sausage and groundbeef Totino's is pretty good.
Momsandpopscal lmeJoe 11/06/2006
The crust dont taste right...it sticks to the back of ya throat so it got a playa chokin' and I dont like that. They are reasonably priced but they dont taste that good. My main gripe is the sauce is too sweet.
calisa 10/27/2006
This. is. not. pizza.
kblalak 08/20/2006
These pizzas are awesome! I love their crispy crust. I think they are better than most other frozen pizzas that cost 3-4 times as much. Three Cheese is my favorite and Pepperoni is good as well. Regular Cheese used to be good but then they replaced it with some disgusting fake cheese (which they describe as "naturally flavored").
HopeFloyd 05/11/2006
Frozen Pizza taste is in direct inverse proportion to its cost.
kthrateit 12/01/2005
These are Excellent for Pregnancy cravings, but embarrasing if you have company and find that totinos is all you have to feed them! I always try to have high quality pizza around for those "evening drop in guests"
kattwoman 04/08/2005
for some strange reason that i dont know this just happened to be my grandfathers most favorite pizza including delivery any of it and its my kids and the dogs favorite snack food.
dalewh7 02/21/2005
tastes like puke
dragonman 11/28/2004
This is passable cheap pizza, I ate many of these in my younger years.
ryuryuryu 09/25/2004
i think totino's is the greatest. you have to look at price as a factor when rating it -- put on some extra spices and fold it over to make a faux-calzone. it's a goshdarn frozen pizza, people. if it's gourmet you want, and you want to pay big bucks, why not go to a restaurant?
frogger20190 09/20/2004
A lot of people hate this but these cheap pizzas (2 for $5 sometimes!) got me through many a college evening (studying, or doing something else....)
nate_haslim 05/21/2004
I bought a crap load of Totino's Pizzas when i moved into my new house. I used to eat a whole one for dinner, until i started noticing somthing. Almost every time i ate one, I got sick, and I NEVER ger sick. Needless to say, the last one I had was the mexican style. I woke up later that night with a KILLER pain in my stomach, and the runns that took forever to get started. But what was really weird, is that i was having some serious hot flashes. I was hot and cold, and sweating at the same time. Oh my god, I wanted to die right there on the head. If I could offer any advice to the public and people who make the pizzas, DON'T EAT TOTINO'S!
veenat 04/25/2004
I used to love Totino's as a kid...I don't know if I just grew up and my tastes changed, or if it's just awful now, but I don't even know how one could classify this as pizza. The sauce and cheese just make me sick.
kolby1973 03/01/2004
I do agree that they have done something different with the formula in this pizza. Years ago it was fun to buy these and stack them on top of each other and eat pizza-type sandwiches, but now they don't taste right..and I mean they NEVER taste good. I no longer buy them and would never recommend them to anyone...
Trix 03/01/2004
I generally can't stand frozen pizza-pizza is my fave food and you just can't equal a pizzeria and it's so easy to just pick one up but I do keep the frozen one around for the rainy day and of all the frozen one's I have ever had Tombstone and Essensia are the only ones that were alright and the only one's that I will ever get. I used to like Totino's but I guess my tastes changed or the product did somewhere along the years. Totino's does have a unique crust-a kind of wavy crust that isn't too thin or too thick and unique in that the cheese has at least some cheddar in it and that gives it a different taste. The sauce is too thick and too sweet tho. Oh yeah-it's also really cheap and actually considering how cheap it is makes it a little better.
CocoPaloma 02/24/2004
A good, thin crust pizza. Great for kid's parties.
DickWeener 01/02/2004
Not as bad as you may think for the cheap price, not all that good for a Pizza though. Not much quality here, but taste pretty darn good after drinking a case of beer. Good to buy and fill the freezer with if you want to stock up.
cupofjo 10/11/2003
Believe it or not but I am pretty picky but I find totinos peperoni pizza quite tasty. Great for a quick snack or cut up into tiny squares makes a tasty appetizer.
jazzybee 08/24/2003
good for 99 cents.. i got so sick of dominos pizza after i ate it (dominos) so much. i'd rather eat this than dominos..
Dragon 5 08/08/2003
You've got to be kidding me - pizza? haha very funny. Just drink a case of Natural Light while you're at it.
Gups11 07/08/2003
Come on think freshman year, some naty light, totino's, and some green baccy! Those were the days glad I'm in them hehehehe!!!!!!1
nagaflas 06/02/2003
The only problem I have wit this pizza is that it requires a high amount of heat to cook. And what's with the "cook directly on oven rack" stuff? Who the heck does that? I just cook it in a pizza pan. But hey, for 99 cents, it's a darn good pizza!
Redoedo 05/27/2003
Absoluely disgusting. Why isn't this listed under cardboard brands?
peteywheatstra w 05/21/2003
worth the buck-twenty five you'll pay for it..imitation cheese, little greasy "meat" cubes, typical frozen pizza crust..not really "bad", esp. when you have the munchies..
DrRemulak 02/16/2003
It's not right to call this a pizza, but as a pizza-like snack, it's ok. Plus they only cost around a buck!
ClassicTVFan47 07/02/2002
These pizzas aren't very good at all. Little bits of meat that are supposed to pass as Pepperoni, inferiorly-spiced sauce and mediocre cheese. Pass this brand up.
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