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"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan)

Item added by irishgit. Added on 10/24/2003
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SZinHonshu
02/17/2006

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan) 4

This statement best applies to El Paso. I spent three days there once. And if the Christians are right, this is undoubtedly my destination for eternity.

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Gentle Jude
10/27/2005

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan) 1

I don't think I would be talking about hell so lightly! Hell is not just like something on bugs bunny where you are around fire and the devil is cracking jokes all the time!

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texasyankee
08/13/2005

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan) 2

I can say one thing; Texas is often hotter than hell ;)

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James76255
08/13/2005

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan) 1

Ahem. I prefer this quote: Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas. - Sam Houston

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CastleBee
08/12/2005

"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." (General Philip Sheridan) 1

Spoken like a snotty elitist who definately did NOT see all of Texas.

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