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Jessica Simpson

Item added by CastleBee. Added on 10/27/2003
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11 Reviews

Randyman
08/24/2008

Jessica Simpson 1

It depends. In a pair of Daisy Dukes it's hard not to take her serious but as soon as as she opens her mouth.........

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mrr
07/03/2007

Jessica Simpson 2

She's seriously overpublicized, not to mention talentless, but I do give her the fact that she's a far better person than Paris Hilton or Britney Spears will ever be.

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Mac166
06/20/2005

Jessica Simpson 5

Although she doesn't always present herself intelligently, she's good willed.

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kattwoman
05/11/2005

Jessica Simpson 3

shes got something going for her cuz shes all over the place. britney spears couldnt hold a candle to this girl. so shes a little not so bright but we've all had our moments probably just not as often or as dumb

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HelloKitty09
04/17/2005

Jessica Simpson 1

She is the third Hilton Sister-I don't eat Buffalo wings because they are made from real buffalos.

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zuchinibut
12/27/2003

Jessica Simpson 4

I'll take her seriously as I stare at her with an open mouth.

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jgls
12/27/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

what a dim bulb, makes britney spears look like a nuclear physicist.

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AndrewScott
11/11/2003

Jessica Simpson 2

I had a Jessica Simpson moment at work recently. A co-worker asked me about the cafeteria food I was eating, and I responded that it was labeled as ham salad. Co-worker: Well, it looks like puke. My response: No, it's just tuna fish Co-worker: Tuna? I thought you just said you were eating ham salad. It was then I realized that I was channeling Jessica Simpson. I guess blonde girls don't hold a monopoly on ditzy remarks.

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forgotten hero
11/11/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

The fact that she seriously couldn't tell the difference between chicken and tuna will haunt her until the end of her days. Her kids will get beat up for it.

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tvtator
11/11/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

Someone needs to tell this twit that chickens do not come from the sea.(Chicken of the Sea is tuna Jessica ok sweetie) Oh and LadyShark your big toenail is ten times smarter than this moron. :)

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LadyShark4534
11/11/2003

Jessica Simpson 1

I don't know how anyone could take her seriously. She's about as intelligent as my big toenail!

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