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Family Values Party

Founded on December 25, 1994 at 2:00 AM, when God "spoke" to Tom Wells. God specifically told him to stop paying all taxes until abortion ends.
Item added by BIGBABY. Added on 11/04/2003
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11 Reviews

fitman
08/22/2008

Family Values Party 1

Irrelevent.

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ColtSeries70
03/09/2007

Family Values Party 1

What a bunch of political psychobabble. This party is  based on a schizophrenic religious nut's hallucination. He is for ultraconsertivism. What a nutbag.

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irishgit
02/16/2007

Family Values Party 1

Grain-fed morons who get their principles out of the book of Genesis, and their intellectual stimulation from the Family Circus comic strip.

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Redoedo
06/25/2004

Family Values Party 1

A dillusional group of nimwits who would have society return to the nuclear family of the 1950s. Its not a perfect world- get over it. No doubt CTVFan is a card-carrying member.

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ahexomega
05/26/2004

Family Values Party 1

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -C.S. Lewis

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kolby1973
03/31/2004

Family Values Party 1

An organization that has obviously become extremely confused with the meaning of family values. It should now be appropriately titled The Hate-filled Values Party, as hate is not a family value !!! An atrocious political party that will never earn my respect !

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Falcon91Wolvrn 03
03/31/2004

Family Values Party 1

They want to outlaw tobacco, alcohol, abortion, gambling, homosexuality, and basically freedom.

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SMITHOFMAN
03/15/2004

Family Values Party 5

I belive that anything is possible. Once when i was little i was kidnapped by ghosts that used to live in our house and they took me to the place that they died. Nobody believed me. They thought me as a nut. But i support your views MR. Crews however please do not confuse the blood of our father with the alcohol of the sinners and unfaithful ones on this earth. Good Day

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XdElIrIuM
03/15/2004

Family Values Party 5

I am James Crews, loving and obedient child of GOD, support the Family Values Party (FVP) by order of the command of OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER. Who spoke to Tom Wells, loving and obedient child of GOD at 2:00 am on December 25th, 1994. As a loyal, obedient child of OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER I WILL NOT pay my income taxes until abortion is no longer publically funded. I DO NOT support anything smiting OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER'S HOLY LIFE-GIVING LAWS. This includes alcohol, tobacco, abortion, homosexuality, and tattoos.

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abichara
02/22/2004

Family Values Party 1

This is the delusional pipe dream of Tom Wells, a guy who claims that God came to him in a dream commanding him to start a new political party. He wants to basically establish a theocracy in the United States. With third party movements like this, it's no wonder why the Republicans and Democrats remain the only legitimate choices out there!

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LadyShark4534
11/20/2003

Family Values Party 1

They're a bunch of crazy psychotic mentally defective morons. Yeah God spoke to Tom! Yeah right! Stop paying taxes until abortion is made illegal? The guy's a crackpot loony!

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