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Phone calls last 30 seconds flat

Item added by irishgit. Added on 11/04/2003
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21 Reviews

cablejockey
05/02/2009

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

It really depends on who you are talking to. On the other hand, out in public, walking around, its usually men I see blathering away on cell phones! And its not a 30 second call, these guys go on and on.....

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irishgit
05/04/2007

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

I don't know...

There are times when only a long phone call will do the job.

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LastMessenger3
04/09/2007

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

Not necessarily...depends who's on the other line!

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Vudija
02/27/2007

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 4

I don't really like talking on the phone, save for with a few people, so a lot of my conversations last about this long as well.

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93century
03/20/2006

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

"Hey Holmes! Dont forget! Beer bust tommarow night, and dont forget the chips! I know dude! You dont have to get so hostile!"

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BlueOrchid
03/02/2006

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 4

Unless you're talking to your girlfriend, right Hatter? @ Hatter: You'd better not mister! ;)

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Mad Hatter
03/02/2006

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

If that long. Example of a call between myself and Numbah. Hatter: What's up, dude? Numbah: Hey, we're all meeting at (fill in location) at 7. Hatter: All, right. I'll be there. That's it. That's a typical phone call between numbah and myself. REFER TO BLUE ORCHID'S COMMENT: Those calls last about ..... an hour and half. Not that I'm complaining ;)

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hadzhere
11/27/2005

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

Unfortunately this ONLY applies if you're talking to another guy. Otherwise it'd work out great.

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Gentle Jude
10/23/2005

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 4

That is good and I like that, but this also happens because men aren't as good at expressing themselves as women are therefore they don't have as intimate relationships with their friends. So I suppose at the end of the day, there is also a part of me which doesn't always see this as something great about being a guy.

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texasyankee
07/13/2005

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

Sorry, but I hate talking on the phone. Much prefer email or text.

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souljunkie
07/13/2005

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

If that long...and to take it one step further, we men make calls only to accomplish somehting. It doesnt matter where I go or what Im doing, as soon as I leave the house my wife will call for nothing at all. She will ask if Im taking a certain route to where Im going, or if I did something at the house, things that should be said at any other more reasonable time...uggh!! Only becasue she knows I have the phone with me and has to call for something. Whats up with that!!

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Randyman
02/26/2005

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 3

Thirty seconds! Who uses the phone for that long?

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abichara
01/10/2004

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

I'm not a big phone guy. If I'm talking with a friend, then the call will last 30 seconds; short, straight, and to the point. However if it's with a girl, I will probably take longer. Women just like to talk more...

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philsie
12/09/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

Seriously, long phone calls with women are the most DRAINING thing on the planet. It makes me want to just throw up and die.

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tvtator
12/07/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

Phone is ringing, phone is still ringing, phone is still ringing. Somebody shouts out will someone get that?, phone stops ringing. Next time phone rings a few times, someone else gets the phone(most cases it's not for me) Next time, phone rings I get annoyed with it ringing so I jump up and answer it(it's not for me so I go get who it's for) If it's for me, Hello Person on other end What are you doing? Me: Talking to you? Other person: Oh you want to go see Cat in the Hat or(Fill in movie) at 2:30? Me: Sure Other person: Ok, Mom says we'll be there(names time) Me: Ok then I hang up. So phone calls for females can last 30 seconds, I'd rather talk to them in person or I'd rather email them lol.

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ClassicTVFan47
12/07/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 1

I've never had a phone call go that short!

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CanadaSucks
11/20/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

My favorite game: comparing phone bills between me and my girlfriend. If it can't be said in 60 seconds, then it is important enough to BE WITH THE PERSON.

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forgotten hero
11/14/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

In my experiences this is only true if both people are male. If a female is on the other end then they like to talk about anything and everything under the stars.

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Enkidu
11/05/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

I'm a total phonophobe, and there's nothing better than the 30-second phone call... yet I can linger all evening with friends and a pitcher of beer.

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kolby1973
11/05/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

I have to admit that I absolutely hate talking on the phone for more than a minute at a time, especially at work. And I love it even more if my friends hate talking on the phone...

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kamylienne
11/04/2003

Phone calls last 30 seconds flat 5

Hey, Eric, what's up? . . . . wanna hang out? . . . where do you wanna meet up? . . . alright, see you in 30, later. No awkward moments of silence, it's all nice and to-the-point. I hate talking on the phone, so having male friends who don't do long converastions on the phone is really nice.

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