| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | irishgit
(127)
 05/09/2008 | For the same reason that Speedo's are made in size 48 waists. Because there's too many people who won't take an honest look in the mirror before they go outdoors.
Here's a hint. If you have to check spandex sizes for "THAR SHE BLOWS" you shouldn't be wearing it.
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 | MissPackRat
(35)
 10/08/2007 | Why are spandex tights made in ANY size?!
(7 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | accalon
(0)
07/15/2007 | very amusing
(0 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | caphillsea77
(29)
07/12/2007 | Oh my, I wish people would understand that spandex is a privelage, not a right. These boundaries clearly need to be established.
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 | CanadaSucks
(45)
 06/17/2007 | To provide 'THE PROPER MOTIVATION!!!!!!' ("That's a WAR face!")
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | XAgent
(26)
 06/17/2007 | (Shudders at the thought)
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | numbah16tdhaha
(144)
 06/17/2007 | To frighten me.
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 | LastMessenger3
(40)
 04/25/2007 | ...so people wearing them didn't feel to depressed or excluded.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | LadyJesusFan777
(29)
 01/04/2007 | I've said it before, and I'll say it again... spandex looks good on NO ONE!
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 | rain43v3r
(0)
11/08/2005 | ...What the heck?
Could you see a 400-pound person attempting to squeeze into a pair of Medium spandex pants? No. And large people deserve spandex, too.
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 | Gentle Jude
(25)
10/22/2005 | Probably to compensate for the fact you have different body frame sizes.
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 | louiethe20th
(71)
 04/07/2005 | So Michael Moore is not left out in the cold!Dang man, I just gave him more publicity than he has had in 5 months!
(0 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | guitar_chick493
(0)
04/06/2005 | the better question is why do they not have 'plus' size spandex? haha. jk. but seriously what is the point of spandex? its not like its sexy or anything and it doesnt help you work out better!
(0 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | texasyankee
(20)
 04/05/2005 | To keep those of us that aren't plus sizes small (ie so sick from looking at it you lose your appetite for a week or so)edit: anyone notice that someone out there finds this topic offensive lmao
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Mad Hatter
(37)
 04/05/2005 | I wish they would make a Please don't wear those! size.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | bbutler76
(6)
04/05/2005 | Because regualar spandex sizes can only stretch so far. Seeing a really big fella or gal trying to squeeze their big butt into a regular sized pair of spandex pants is scary. Sometimes they strech these suckers so far that they become see through. Not a pretty sight.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | carmelgiraffe
(0)
04/03/2005 | only in America
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 | White Diamond
(2)
01/10/2005 | Actually spandex tights are NOT made in plus sizes. It's just that plus sizes cram their asses in regular sizes just to show they can. It makes them feel good about themselves, while everyone else has to suffer looking at them about ready to burst. There really should be a law about being seen in public like that.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | minkey
(34)
03/25/2004 | This is a marketing ploy designed to make the rest of us throw up, thereby staying thin and looking fit enough to go out and buy more spandex.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Poison Tongue
(0)
03/19/2004 | It's their revenge on the rest of us. They have to see us everyday looking damned fine in all of our regular sized clothing, then they look at themselves and are disgusted so they make the rest of us suffer by having to see them dressed like that. Now I'm not talking about ppl who are a bit too pudgy or that take a slightly large size or have some kind rare thyroid problem. I'm talking about all of you nasty people that are so fat that your gut is hanging over your genitals and you claim that you have a thyroid problem while you order a double Big Xtra meal with cheese and bacon, upsized with a large chocoate milkshake in stead of the drink while coming through drive through and have the nerve to b!t*h at me beause we're out of mayo packets!
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
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