| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | SuKingsANDKnights300 (17)
05/10/2008 | There are no aliens...that's the problem. I can invent my aircraft secretly, and tell the government to shut up, and deceive the people in the desert. An alien aircraft cannot survive the atmospheric friction, leave alone the black hole force to churn up their crafts.
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 | irishgit (151)
05/09/2008 | Makes you wonder just how advanced these aliens are, or whether they're the equivalent of Bubba and Cletus, out pitlamping deer and dynamiting fish in their intergalactic pickup truck.
(9 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | GenghisTheHun (177)
02/22/2008 | I know for a fact that only hillbillies with extra cans of grizz get abducted.
(8 voted this helpful, 1 funny and 0 agree) |
 | LadyJesusFan777 (39)
02/22/2008 | What???????
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 | CanadaSucks (50)
06/19/2007 | They're easy to fool and control. . .just ask the Bush administration. . .
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | SchadenfreudianSlip (18)
06/18/2007 | There are a few in Congress that I wish they'd abduct...or maybe they already have, and replaced them with lookalikes. Chuck Grassley (sp?), perpetually-smiling John Cornyn, and munchkinette Barb Mikulski immediately come to mind.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | XAgent (30)
06/17/2007 | They believe in: Eject the Reject!
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | numbah16tdhaha (156)
06/17/2007 | They don't only abduct them. These are the rejects that they gave back to us!
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 | LastMessenger3 (41)
04/25/2007 | Because under "influence" you don't remember anything anyway...
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Silver Eagle 252 (8)
04/04/2006 | It's a technological necessity. Alien space crafts run on moonshine.
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 | OutsideBlitz (10)
11/24/2005 | Because the aliens know that when they release the hillbilly and he tells everyone, nobody will understand a word he's saying.
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 | rain43v3r (0)
11/08/2005 | Well, for one they can't run fast or far.
The roads aren't paved yet (they haven't discovered quite how to do that--they're a few hundred years behind times), and they'll hurt their barefeet.
Plus, they look up in the sky and go "Look at dem pretty lights!" while everyone else is long gone.
Easy, easy targets.
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 | Gentle Jude (25)
10/22/2005 | Because no one will believe them when they return! Hillbillies have been known to have too much of the booze lol.
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| Inmyopinion (10)
06/13/2005 | Because they don't have to worry about being bitten. No teeth.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| carmelgiraffe (0)
04/03/2005 | Because nobody misses them the next day.
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 | Djahuti (57)
02/09/2005 | Because they taste better!
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Major of the ROTC (1)
01/11/2005 | Because they are the only people who understand the true meaning of life as they lay low on their farmlands and watch the city slickers travel by in their frenzied, going-nowhere state of minds.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | LanceRoxas (41)
01/10/2005 | Yeah right Fern... right after she dropped a hit of acid.
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 | Mad Hatter (38)
01/10/2005 | And it's always the fat and stupid ones. Someone get me a whole mess of fatty foods and hit me in the head a few times to drop my I.Q. I want to see the aliens too.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | brownie (2)
01/05/2005 | Cause we're more fun than dem other borin' igets. Really.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | JonTheMan (29)
09/18/2004 | Because they know no-one will take them seriously!
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | fierce_pajamas (0)
09/11/2004 | They saw the movie Deliverance and want to party with those cats.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| Redoedo (41)
08/22/2004 | Most likely, after abducting a few dozen hillbillies, the aliens are now searching elsewhere for intelligent life.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Dr. Electrode (0)
05/18/2004 | Because the watch the Jerry Springer Show
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | scarletfeather (54)
03/01/2004 | Attorneys, CPAs, and college professors get abducted, too;they're just smart enough to keep quiet about it.
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | abichara (63)
02/25/2004 | Because they watch too much of that late night sci-fi while drinking too much.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | CherrySoda99 (31)
02/20/2004 | I think it has something to do with the ir clothes. They abduct them to talk some fashion sense into them.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | SEGISAURUS (1)
12/22/2003 | The stupid people are easier to catch.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Todd Parker (0)
12/18/2003 | Rednecks are used to getting probed anally, so they are the perfect specimens. No lube required.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| LadyShark4534 (12)
11/26/2003 | The most simple to study and probe!
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 | forgotten hero (15)
11/18/2003 | It's because if the anal probe goes horribly wrong then no one would care.
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| reeny (4)
11/16/2003 | Freaks of nature are much more interesting for study.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | killer54 (0)
11/15/2003 | Are you nuts? Accoring to the Globe, The Star and The London Post aliens abduct more Europeans than almost any other socio-economic or geographic population.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | CastleBee (85)
11/12/2003 | Because the aliens are trying to study plant life and they're a bit off track...or, ARE they?
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | kamylienne (80)
11/11/2003 | To make it easier to prove that there isn't much intelligent life out there.
(5 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| Creamy Goodness (4)
11/11/2003 | Because it's routine for both parties.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
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