jedi58 08/20/2009
I don't like fortune tellers or psychics, to me they're as bad as each other and prey upon people's weaknesses to make money, although those who are in need of hope do get hope, even though it is false hope.The reason fortune tellers don't win the lottery is because they are fakes as others have said - what they say is usually an educated guess which is why sometimes it is possible to get it right. It really frustrates me when you see people visit these in TV programs and they make out that they are real and that there's something mystical about them. Utter dribble.
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MissPackRat4Je sus 03/07/2009
It just goes to show what phony baloney that fortune-telling garbage is.
James76255 11/22/2008
This is a good question. If I could tell the future I'd be winning the lottery and living at the race track, at least until I had enough to buy my own island or something. I wouldn't want to get too greedy.
FranksWildYear s 11/20/2008
Because financially they are doing just fine by fleecing suckers who will pay them to read their palms, tea leaves, tarrot cards and gaze into crystal balls.
Chalky 11/20/2008
You figure the 'Psychic Friends Network' just by shear numbers, and the fact that they are a 'network' would win the lottery.
numbah16tdhaha 06/17/2007
Because they are full of a word that the RIA administrator dosen't want me to use.
Flick01 04/25/2007
Because the advice they got in their Chinese fortune cookie told them it would be a bad day to gamble.
LastMessenger3 04/25/2007
They are too busy skimming people...
blue47 04/25/2007
Same reason all the bible prophecy goofball miss 9/11 and the killing in VT. It's all just so much BS!
LadyJesusFan77 7 04/11/2007
Because their practices are from the pits of hell, and they're phony!
doobiesNhof 04/16/2006
What they do know is that they can take your money if you believe that garbage.
frogio 11/10/2005
Wait.......It's coming to me........it's.........coming........to........me.. ...I......almost.....have......it.... Damn it, what was the question again?
scarletfeather 11/08/2005
Maybe it's against their fortunetelling principles.
rain43v3r 11/08/2005
Caught in a lie, you fortune tellers. Tsk, tsk.
Gentle Jude 10/22/2005
Yeah, and if you call them in an elevator, why can't they tell you what floor you are currently on? And why do they ask for your name?
jirai 01/11/2005
It's because their visions are so vague. For them to interprept something specific like that would be impossible.
CherrySoda99 01/10/2005
Because fortune tellers can't real tel you your future. Haven't you ever seen the shows on their tricks? THey alwys have some background info on you or something stupid like that .So they'rejust as likely to win the lottery as a two year old.
Mad Hatter 01/10/2005
Then they would be called fortune getters. lol
CastleBee 01/10/2005
I guess that would just be showing off...and, you know that if fortune tellers are anything, they're humble.
BeatlesfanStev eo 07/13/2004
Becasue fourtane tellers are frauds.
Chris-junk 07/12/2004
This question would only be relevant if you assumed fortune tellers and their ilk have actual skills or 'powers'.
Solenoid DH 04/13/2004
This question alone should be enough to expose those occultists for the charlatans that they are.
lukskywlkr. 01/17/2004
It too closely resembles insider trading.
abichara 12/23/2003
If they use their talent for any profit, they'll get bad karma. It wouldn't be worth it regardless of. And anyways, most of these people are hacks.
SEGISAURUS 12/23/2003
Idiots give them more money and tax free.
kolby1973 11/21/2003
I did ask a medium this question once, and he told me that because they are not allowed to gain personal wealth for themselves....or else it will come back to them 3 fold...
StanUzbeck 11/20/2003
Because they're fakes. They don't know the future from a hole in the ground. Crystal balls are also bereft of any special powers of divination, as are Tarot cards, tea leaves, or lines on the palms of your hands. Mind you, if they did win the lottery, they might be denied their winnings for cheating, so why bother?
kamylienne 11/15/2003
Because it's much more fun to rip off gullible people than buy a lotto ticket.
tvtator 11/13/2003
Because they know the day they do they'll die in a freak accident.
Creamy Goodness 11/13/2003
With great power, comes great responsibiliy.
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