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Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery?

Item added by irishgit. Added on 11/13/2003
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jedi58
08/20/2009

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

I don't like fortune tellers or psychics, to me they're as bad as each other and prey upon people's weaknesses to make money, although those who are in need of hope do get hope, even though it is false hope.

The reason fortune tellers don't win the lottery is because they are fakes as others have said - what they say is usually an educated guess which is why sometimes it is possible to get it right. It really frustrates me when you see people visit these in TV programs and they make out that they are real and that there's something mystical about them. Utter dribble.

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MissPackRat4Je sus
03/07/2009

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

It just goes to show what phony baloney that fortune-telling garbage is.

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James76255
11/22/2008

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

This is a good question. If I could tell the future I'd be winning the lottery and living at the race track, at least until I had enough to buy my own island or something. I wouldn't want to get too greedy.

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FranksWildYear s
11/20/2008

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 3

Because financially they are doing just fine by fleecing suckers who will pay them to read their palms, tea leaves, tarrot cards and gaze into crystal balls.

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Chalky
11/20/2008

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

You figure the 'Psychic Friends Network' just by shear numbers, and the fact that they are a 'network' would win the lottery.

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numbah16tdhaha
06/17/2007

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

Because they are full of a word that the RIA administrator dosen't want me to use.

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Flick01
04/25/2007

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

Because the advice they got in their Chinese fortune cookie told them it would be a bad day to gamble.

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LastMessenger3
04/25/2007

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

They are too busy skimming people...

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blue47
04/25/2007

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

Same reason all the bible prophecy goofball miss 9/11 and the killing in VT. It's all just so much BS!

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LadyJesusFan77 7
04/11/2007

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

Because their practices are from the pits of hell, and they're phony!

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doobiesNhof
04/16/2006

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 2

What they do know is that they can take your money if you believe that garbage.

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frogio
11/10/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Wait.......It's coming to me........it's.........coming........to........me.. ...I......almost.....have......it.... Damn it, what was the question again?

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scarletfeather
11/08/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 3

Maybe it's against their fortunetelling principles.

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rain43v3r
11/08/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

Caught in a lie, you fortune tellers. Tsk, tsk.

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Gentle Jude
10/22/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Yeah, and if you call them in an elevator, why can't they tell you what floor you are currently on? And why do they ask for your name?

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jirai
01/11/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 2

It's because their visions are so vague. For them to interprept something specific like that would be impossible.

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CherrySoda99
01/10/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Because fortune tellers can't real tel you your future. Haven't you ever seen the shows on their tricks? THey alwys have some background info on you or something stupid like that .So they'rejust as likely to win the lottery as a two year old.

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Mad Hatter
01/10/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 3

Then they would be called fortune getters. lol

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CastleBee
01/10/2005

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

I guess that would just be showing off...and, you know that if fortune tellers are anything, they're humble.

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BeatlesfanStev eo
07/13/2004

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

Becasue fourtane tellers are frauds.

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Chris-junk
07/12/2004

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

This question would only be relevant if you assumed fortune tellers and their ilk have actual skills or 'powers'.

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Solenoid DH
04/13/2004

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

This question alone should be enough to expose those occultists for the charlatans that they are.

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lukskywlkr.
01/17/2004

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

It too closely resembles insider trading.

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abichara
12/23/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 4

If they use their talent for any profit, they'll get bad karma. It wouldn't be worth it regardless of. And anyways, most of these people are hacks.

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SEGISAURUS
12/23/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Idiots give them more money and tax free.

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kolby1973
11/21/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 3

I did ask a medium this question once, and he told me that because they are not allowed to gain personal wealth for themselves....or else it will come back to them 3 fold...

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StanUzbeck
11/20/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 1

Because they're fakes. They don't know the future from a hole in the ground. Crystal balls are also bereft of any special powers of divination, as are Tarot cards, tea leaves, or lines on the palms of your hands. Mind you, if they did win the lottery, they might be denied their winnings for cheating, so why bother?

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kamylienne
11/15/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Because it's much more fun to rip off gullible people than buy a lotto ticket.

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tvtator
11/13/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

Because they know the day they do they'll die in a freak accident.

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Creamy Goodness
11/13/2003

Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery? 5

With great power, comes great responsibiliy.

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