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Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend

I know you would expect lying, cheating rats to have a tail but this one doesn't...because I (metaphorically) cut it off when I turned up on the 'other woman's' doorstep and told all
Item added by mikeholly93. Added on 11/14/2003
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jade2469
09/23/2009

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 4

Ladies beware Destin Mackenzie is a "Cowboy Casanova"

www.myspace.com/destin_mackenzie



You better take it from me
That boy is like a disease
You're running
You're trying
You're trying to hide
And you're wondering why you can't get free
He's like a curse
He's like a drug
You get addicted to his love
You wanna get out
But he's holding you down
'Cause you can't live without one more touch

He's a good-time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
He looks like a cool drink of water
But he's candy-coated misery
He's the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life

I see that look on your face
You ain't hearin' what I say
So I'll say it again
'Cause I've been where you've been
And I know how it ends
You can't get away-ay
Don't even look in his eyes
He'll tell you nothin' but lies
And you wanna believe
But you won't be deceived
If you listen to me
And take my advice

He's a good-time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
He looks like a cool drink of water
But he's candy-coated misery
He's the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life

Run run away
Don't let him mess with your mind
He'll tell you anything you want to hear
He'll break your heart
It's just a matter of time
But just remember

He's a good-time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
He looks like a cool drink of water
But he's candy-coated misery
He's the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life

Oh you better run for your life

Oh you better run for your life

take it from me.. run run far away!!! there is a reason why his girlfriends dont last longer then 6 months.... i cant believe it took me 5 years!!!!! dont get swept up in the sweet talk. he is not worth it. thanks for listening


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GoinDownSlow
08/01/2009

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 5

I'm a "certified drive crazy" instructor. Class 1, includes lunatics.

I love it when an ex goes apoplectic in front of another woman.

"He's a lying, cheating, piece of shit".

*tears well up in other woman's eyes*

"That's what I love about him!"



What can I say, it's a talent...

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Astromike
03/16/2009

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 3

Had some good, some bad. I always tried to remain freinds with exes. Not a good thing lol. When its over, it should be over. I just dont like to be on bad terms.

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yac22
10/13/2008

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

I'll never move because of a guy again. I had to cross the country to realize that you were a selfish assel Devon Y., a manipulator like all your family members. It has been a year now and I still think I will not be able to open up to anyone again. Our relationship ruined everything I had built. You were never there for me and you made me feel not important.

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crazylaura
10/13/2008

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 5

My ex boyfriend is a wanker. He dumped me for no reason and he deserves a slap!!! hahahahaha

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confusedmale88
06/26/2008

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 5

i still have strong feelings for my ex, even though its been a year or two am i mad??? in the begining she asked me(i was her first boyfriend) out and of course i said yes, then the problems occured,
such as her parents never let her out, so we never got alone time to talk and get to know each other,
they over hear im walking her home from school and met us half way to watch us,
we never got alone time, alway had frined around

just small things like this, i eventually got dumped due to not knowing each othe well enough. i was shattered, we now catch up on occasions and have a blast together and i cant help it feel she still likes me

any pointers

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marilynmonroe
07/05/2007

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 3

A longtime friend who turns into your boyfriend, and then breaks up with you and than continues to be your friend, and then hooks up with you when he has a girl and than says he can't do it anymore but if I ever want to talk to him to give him a call. Greatest asshole if I've ever known one. His initials...M.N. from Queens

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numbah16tdhaha
04/27/2007

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

Ha! Its numbah who makes the ladies crazy...

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CanadaSucks
04/27/2007

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

If you follow this simple formula, it's no big deal. (True story) CS's ex-girl e-mails him: "Can we still be friends?" CS responds: "Of course not."

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irishgit
04/27/2007

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

Not a big deal. Even my two ex-wives are no big problem.

I don't hate either one, but I want to have as little as possible to do with them.

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SM75
04/27/2007

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

Andy Thomson (aka James Andrew Thomson) is a lying cheating rat.

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beenhurtbad
11/22/2004

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

Joshua Dylan Trainer is the WORST person and worst person to date ever! He is a liar and a cheat and does it very well. Girls everwhere BEWARE!!!

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mistressdante
11/15/2004

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 5

on soooooo many different levels... but not all, my best friend happens to be my ex boyfriend of over a year...

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broken
05/14/2004

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 5

I miss him dearly. 3 months ago today he dumped me on Valentine's Day and I am still in love with him.

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kolby1973
01/12/2004

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

they don't drive me crazy, but they do anger me quite often...but usually we get over it...and I am still pretty good friends with most of my ex's...

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Enkidu
01/11/2004

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

Nope: not any more; that's why she's the ex-.

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kamylienne
11/15/2003

Your Ex-Girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend 1

He can't piss me off if I haven't seen him in 5 years . . .

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