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Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

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Item added by irishgit. Added on 11/14/2003
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Gris
04/25/2009

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 2

OLD joke. Because it leads to dancing.

Still kind of funny tho...

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numbah16tdhaha
11/23/2008

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 1

Who says they don't?

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CanadaSucks
11/23/2008

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 1

. . .because it could lead to dancing.

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Doctor of Madness
11/23/2008

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 3

Because Baptists wouldn't stand for that.

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FranksWildYear s
11/20/2008

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 3

Or lying down for that matter?

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irishgit
05/09/2008

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 5

It's too close to dancing.

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GenghisTheHun
01/08/2007

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 5

This is an old joke. Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because someone might think that they are dancing!

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texasyankee
04/15/2005

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 1

because they're in pain from giving all their money to the church.

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jgls
01/10/2005

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 3

i can say from personal experience that some baptists have sex standing up.

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Mad Hatter
01/10/2005

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 5

Obviously, you don't know my family!

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scarletfeather
11/27/2003

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? 3

You are obviously referring to Missionary Baptists.

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