Adopt a "zero-tolerance" attitude towards terrorism
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Why is it that whenever I hear the words "zero-tolerance", my blood runs cold? Considering how all of our other "zero-tolerance" policies have turned out, my guess is that three months from now, there would be some new rules: 1) Students must, at all times, carry semi-automatic rifles and wear bullet-proof vests. 2) Any, we repeat ANY Middle Eastern plane that looks as though it will enter the US, will be shot down the second it is sighted. 3) Books on the Middle East, Afghanistan, Muslims, etc. etc. etc., may under no circumstances be displayed on the shelves of school library. 4) Any songs that have "violent words" (e.g. kill, shoot, terror, hit, punch, cut, etc.) may absolutely not be bought from stores or given radio play. It could encourage youngsters to repeat this act. 5) Each school, elementary, middle, or high, must have the following extra-curricular activities: junior branch of Army, riflery team, Osama bin Laden Watch Squad, bomb constructing. 6) Schools, elementary, middle, and high, MUST have a "terrorist plane heading for school" drill. This is essential to our childrens' lives. 7) There will be armed guards on every spot of the American coastline. These guards will shoot anything suspicious, and if it turns out to be someone/something innocent, too bad (guards, you will get NO breaks). 8) Government officials must be clothed in bullet proof everythings and surrounded on all sides by Secret Service members before going out anywhere in public. 9) AIDS research, Social Security, gay rights, elections, must be disregarded from here on out. Everyone will be too concerned with this more important issue than those silly little things. 10) All U.S. citizens, regardless of age, are required to donate $100 at least to the Army for new guns, bombs, boats, planes, anything else we forgot to mention. Anyone who does not pay will be subject to up to five years in prison. 11) All students seen carrying books, CDs, films, comics that have ANYTHING to do with planes will automatically be suspended for at least ten days and will be forced to pay a fine. 12) Metal detectors will be installed in all public buildings, and anyone who does not go through these detectors will be treated as a felon. 13) If you haven't donated blood by now, DO IT! We don't care if you have AIDS, hemophilia, cancer, diabetes or whatever! Just DO IT!!!!! 14) No one, and that means NO ONE will be permitted to carry box-cutters on a plane, but all Americans are welcome to carry guns and fire upon anything, including passengers, that look suspicious. 15) Every week, we will hold an object search in which everyone must participate. Look for objects big enough to, when dropped, break an Afghan's neck. Wear bullet-proof vests while doing this. Do I make myself clear? If we adopt a so-called "zero-tolerance" attitude toward ANYTHING, we will live in a paranoid world for the rest of our lives. Not tolerating terrorism isn't a bad idea, but we have a tendency to take things to the extreme and invite MORE attack while we are in the process of making stupid rules for people to follow. I know we would with this subject. Take care.