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Natalie Portman

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Item added by zuchinibut. Added on 12/26/2003
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10 Reviews

irishgit
10/27/2009

Natalie Portman 2

Does she breathe?

Does she think?

No evidence of either so far, so her "hotness" goes down dramatically for me.

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oscargamblesfr o
10/27/2009

Natalie Portman 3

Is this the fat chick on The Facts of Life?

Oh you mean the wooden actress from the neo- Star Wars flicks. She's all right, just all right.

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Andrew Gilmore
12/24/2007

Natalie Portman 4

Absolutely adorable, and very sexy.

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CanadaSucks
05/31/2006

Natalie Portman 4

A strange and quality charisma about her. . .I can't quite explain it. . .kinda alterna-hot. . .

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Drummond
05/31/2006

Natalie Portman 5

Have a crush on her crazy character in Garden State.

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dark armored one
01/08/2005

Natalie Portman 5

Beutiful woman, but I agree. The thought of anything beyond first base is frightening. She needs to take some roles that makes her more woman than a young lady.

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Jar-Jar Binks
01/07/2005

Natalie Portman 2

I'm dropping her down a couple of notches after she made racial comments concerning W.E.B DuBois. Hot body though.

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jgls
09/27/2004

Natalie Portman 5

natural, down to earth looking beauty who could pass for the girl next door. she is always exceptionally groomed but never seems overdone.

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ergrggv
04/20/2004

Natalie Portman 5

She made star wars much better in her tight white outfit :)

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zuchinibut
12/26/2003

Natalie Portman 3

Not a bad looking girl by any means, but just doesn't do anything for me.

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