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 | dillondurant (0)
10/12/2007 | Santa Claus is just another way to worship the devil, what about Claus-meaning (Lucas) Lucas and Lucis are new-age "code words" for Lucifer. Claus sounds a lot like "claws". Maybe Santa Claus means "Satan's Claws"? Like a lion's "claws"?
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
1 Peter 5:8
Theres nothing to think about the answer is clear.
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 | truth4u (0)
12/02/2006 | I hate ignorant people...it is so lame. Santa means Saint you ignorants. San Nicolas and by the way it is a tradition not a religion. My Mother Last name is Santa...OOOOHH she is the daughter of SATAN. Satan neither God exist...so chop chop...and lets start studying life and history because in Spanish "Feliz Navidad" which translate "Merry Xmas" has nothing to do with Christ and stay away from that ancient book that was written 800 years after paper was invented. Try to say what I just wrote tomorrow to ur friends. You are either going to add or change what I just wrote. Im telling you I hate Ignorants they are as stupid as Tom Cruise.
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 | LastMessenger3 (41)
11/09/2006 | No wonder I was afraid of Santa as a kid.
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 | Djahuti (57)
04/29/2006 | and they both wear red suits and beards,too!
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 | BritPatriot (0)
12/13/2005 | I totally agree, also i wud like 2 add that santa is flown around by little horned creatures!!! and you know if your bad u get coal in your stockings! were does the coal come from you ask, THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!!
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 | BlueOrchid (44)
12/08/2005 | EXACTEDELY.
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| Redoedo (41)
06/18/2005 | Dormitory has the same letters as Dirty Room and Mother-in-law has the same letters as Woman Hitler. This must be true, then.
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 | numbah16tdhaha (162)
08/02/2004 | This has always made me uncomfortable.
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 | swangmaster8 (3)
05/20/2004 | Wow you are right thats crazy. The only reason I would have noticed is if someone would have been if someone told me.
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 | OrangeCharlie (5)
01/18/2004 | HAHA! Did The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live come up with this one? Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
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 | JonTheMan (29)
01/07/2004 | Yep, anagrams hold more truth about people then you'd think. President Clinton of the USA has the same letters as To copulate, he finds interns.
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 | kamylienne (84)
01/06/2004 | Hahaha, dammit, I KNEW it! Is that why he likes chimneys so much? Used to the smoke?
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 | irishgit (156)
01/06/2004 | Wears a red suit too. Probably just grows his beard out and dies it white for the holidays. Running Hell is Santa's regular gig, the present delivery service is just a part time job.
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