dillondurant 10/12/2007
Santa Claus is just another way to worship the devil, what about Claus-meaning (Lucas) Lucas and Lucis are new-age "code words" for Lucifer. Claus sounds a lot like "claws". Maybe Santa Claus means "Satan's Claws"? Like a lion's "claws"? Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: 1 Peter 5:8 Theres nothing to think about the answer is clear.
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truth4u 12/02/2006
I hate ignorant people...it is so lame. Santa means Saint you ignorants. San Nicolas and by the way it is a tradition not a religion. My Mother Last name is Santa...OOOOHH she is the daughter of SATAN. Satan neither God exist...so chop chop...and lets start studying life and history because in Spanish "Feliz Navidad" which translate "Merry Xmas" has nothing to do with Christ and stay away from that ancient book that was written 800 years after paper was invented. Try to say what I just wrote tomorrow to ur friends. You are either going to add or change what I just wrote. Im telling you I hate Ignorants they are as stupid as Tom Cruise.
LastMessenger3 11/09/2006
No wonder I was afraid of Santa as a kid.
Djahuti 04/29/2006
and they both wear red suits and beards,too!
BritPatriot 12/13/2005
I totally agree, also i wud like 2 add that santa is flown around by little horned creatures!!! and you know if your bad u get coal in your stockings! were does the coal come from you ask, THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!!
BlueOrchid 12/08/2005
EXACTEDELY.
Redoedo 06/18/2005
Dormitory has the same letters as Dirty Room and Mother-in-law has the same letters as Woman Hitler. This must be true, then.
numbah16tdhaha 08/02/2004
This has always made me uncomfortable.
swangmaster8 05/20/2004
Wow you are right thats crazy. The only reason I would have noticed is if someone would have been if someone told me.
OrangeCharlie 01/18/2004
HAHA! Did The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live come up with this one? Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. ...
JonTheMan 01/07/2004
Yep, anagrams hold more truth about people then you'd think. President Clinton of the USA has the same letters as To copulate, he finds interns.
kamylienne 01/06/2004
Hahaha, dammit, I KNEW it! Is that why he likes chimneys so much? Used to the smoke?
irishgit 01/06/2004
Wears a red suit too. Probably just grows his beard out and dies it white for the holidays. Running Hell is Santa's regular gig, the present delivery service is just a part time job.
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