the only time the two relate is when I'm screaming "Oh God" otherwise it isn't important

Cool as God may be, I'm not so much a fan of religion. If given a choice between a day of lovin' and a day in church, my choice is fairly easy unless the lovin' is from somebody I don't want lovin' me...

A frustrating substitute for the fearful, insecure, and unattractive.

Apparently, if you're a Catholic altar boy, you can have both.

There is nothing sexy about religion. Ugh! Wait, I take that back. People who are into Dominance and Submission could be the very same ones filling the pews every Sunday.

religion sucks, I mean you can't do so many things it like your in some kinda cult. Iy bothers me how some people can live there whole life with religion, and not experience some of the great things in life.

I have no religion so this does not apply to me.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. There's no comparison.

When administered the right way, both activities might get you closer to God. But only one of these holy worship services has the blessing of my neighborhood preacher. I certainly respect those devout enough to find these activities comparable in enjoyability, but I can't say I've ever caught the holy spirit on quite that same level. If people did, then I guess a church pew would be aptly named.