Watching theatre not a hope in ****. However as a performer, there is a rush that you get when you nail a performance and you have the audience captivated and you can feel them watching you, waiting, for your next line, your next movement, your next facial expression. It`s a beautiful feeling, and it may not be better then sex but it`s the closest thing.  Given a choice between sex and acting it`s a close choice, might even pick acting, that rush lasts way longer than in sex.

You've got to be kidding me.

As a participant.

The way some people carry on about sex, its hard to tell you're not at the theatre.

The theatre and sex have more in common then one might think. The rush, the thrill of the moment, the deep and all-consuming drive to perform! Careful not to get carried away and overact too early though.

attending my own execution sounds like more fun than a night at the theatre.

. . . what, getting frisky IN the theater or sitting through a play/movie? Two different answers there, my friend . . .