Either that's the longest euphemism for sexual intercourse ever coined, or those guys REALLY needed to go pee.

Jeez magellan, you sure run with a nifty crowd. Kidding aside, I've heard the same thing (the drunk bellowing that urinating is better than sex) dozens of times in stadium washrooms, and it never fails to make me wonder what kind of sex these doorknobs are used to.

Bah. I can't wait until humanity evolves beyond the need to use the restroom.

relieving yourself is important, but give me the sex.

Haven't gone through this scenario yet, but I'll tell you, 1) drinking seven iced teas before watching the third Lord of the Rings movie was a stupid idea, and 2) the relief after waiting about an hour and a half because I didn't want to get out of my seat was more than words can describe. Still not better than sex by a long shot.

errr... thanks Jon. Glad to see my name linked to such an elegant item on the list. The reason I suggested this is because at every sporting event that I have EVER attended, there is always some drunk in the bathroom who shouts out this is better than sex when relieving himself. Clearly I run with a sophisticated and mischievous crowd. For the record: I prefer sex to relieving myself at the ballgame.