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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. (W.C. Fields)Get Rating Widget!

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Andrew Gilmore (10)
01/17/2006
Pretty good line, but the version I heard was "Never drink water. Fish f--- in it", which I think gives it much more of a punch.

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irishgit (156)
12/16/2004
Not bad, but I prefer his immortal What disgraceful scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?

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JonTheMan (29)
01/28/2004
I never breathe air because of the disgusting things humans do in it

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AndrewScott (73)
01/26/2004
The converse is also true: Goldfish never attempt to breathe the air in Hugh Hefner's bedroom.

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Redoedo (41)
01/26/2004
Don't forget about the people that dangle their feet in the water...

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