| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | Andrew Gilmore (10) 01/17/2006 | Pretty good line, but the version I heard was "Never drink water. Fish f--- in it", which I think gives it much more of a punch.
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 | irishgit (156) 12/16/2004 | Not bad, but I prefer his immortal What disgraceful scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | JonTheMan (29) 01/28/2004 | I never breathe air because of the disgusting things humans do in it
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | AndrewScott (73) 01/26/2004 | The converse is also true: Goldfish never attempt to breathe the air in Hugh Hefner's bedroom.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Redoedo (41) 01/26/2004 | Don't forget about the people that dangle their feet in the water...
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
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