 | Solenoid DH (19) 12/31/2004 | That's pretty good, but there's another line I like better. Groucho was dining in a fine restaurant with a friend of his, and seated nearby was a snobbish and extremely wealthy old woman, heavily bejeweled. Groucho said to his friend, The last time that lady counted her rings, she was the oldest living thing in California.
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 | EschewObfuscation (61) 08/23/2004 | Good one. He also said, on camera, live: (to the mother of thirteen children who assured Groucho that she loved her husband) I love my cigar (tipping his ash) but I pull it out now and then. Too racy?
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