. . .not when you have an electoral base that are sheep that believe anything you say. . .no matter how much the story changes. . .

...and then, they tell me I have to use a napkin, and wash my hands after going wee wee. It's a tough job!

Poor Georgie, let's go golfing again and wack yourself all over your abnormally large forehead!

Obviously--- I guess it's time for another one-month vacation to the Crawford ranch.

I can tell, considering that you seem to be at a loss as to how to deal with the Middle East, Europe, Latin America and North Korea. The world doesn't divide up into an Axis of Evil and various ad hoc Coalitions of the Willing. Speaking of the coalition of the willing, that sounded like we were dragging various countries into the war by their hair. It seemed for a while there that the French were the enemy and not Saddam Hussein. Yes, they did it to undermine America, but who's the enemy here, I heard more vitriol hurled at Chirac than at Saddam. But really, Bush's foreign policy has given me second thoughts as to whether I should give him my vote next year or not.