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Frank Zappa

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Rikharthu
09/03/2009

Frank Zappa 5

Frank Zappa - egomaniac? He simply realized that the vast majority of humans are stupid. At least he concentrated on what -he- wanted to hear, not everyone else...at least for the most part.

Tasteless? That's highly subjective. At least he didn't throw a bunch of fake emotion into his work.

BTW you can't get a feel for who he is from a single album, or even two or three. Most of his albums are explorations of different areas of sound. You need to get the whole picture.

ANYWAY yeah great guitar skills, got what was in his head out through an amplifier, five stars.

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KirkD
08/18/2009

Frank Zappa 5

Its near impossible to judge 'stirctly' on guitar technical mastery. Composition, timing, presentation, the use of silence between notes, subjective opinions of style etc...
As a fellow who plays several musical instruments (guitar among them), I'd rate his guitar playing (just his guitar playing) a 4-star out of 5.
Now take into account the difficult, the uniqueness and the composition and wide range of expression....that has to be a 5.

200 yrs from now, a group of bassoonists in hamburg might pull out a song like "Echidna's Arf of You", and a chamber music quintet may take a shot at "Peaches En Regalia", a brass ensemble may be looking at sheet music for "Rollo" in 21/16 time and feel thoroughly challanged by it.

Over intervening centuries, 'entertainers' are largely forgotten. History, in the long view, remembers composers. We remember Dvorak, not his cute well dressed flautist; we remember shakespeare not the names of his actors, we study Vivaldi-not how damn good looking and cool his violin soloist was.
The cute and cool people will be forgotten, its those who leave a body of real artistic composition, who are remembered in the long run.

Give Frank a 5!

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rainroosty
12/14/2008

Frank Zappa 5

Frank Zappa: #1 !!!!!

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RamblinDoug
10/14/2008

Frank Zappa 5

Zappa was a genius!  An astounding guitarist and a totally brilliant composer!  Maybe the best sense of humor in rock history.

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Doctor of Madness
09/12/2008

Frank Zappa 3

He was a good guitarist , but a great musician. He was kind of a jerk, humorous, and very creative. His work was unique, silly and intelligent. The guitar work was a lesser part of the entire result.

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TRUNCH253
08/30/2008

Frank Zappa 5

On one of Frank Zappa's 6 or 7 or so ALL GUITAR albums, he stated, and I QUOTE, "THIS MUSIC IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN OR REPUBLICANS." Truth be told, judging by some of the asinine comments here, I would say he hit it "RIGHT ON THE MONEY"! Wouldn't you?

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abcdefzarf
08/29/2008

Frank Zappa 5

FZ is the best. Just listen to him go 

 

 

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Moose74
07/15/2008

Frank Zappa 5

Zappa was a virtuoso.  I was pondering whether to give him 4 or 5 stars until I saw the comment about his being tasteless.  His guitar-playing is being graded here!  Nothing tasteless about it!  The fact that someone might be perturbed by the content of such ditties as "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" or "Dirty Love" is irrelevant.  Mr. (or Ms.) one star, cite and example of where his guitar-playing was tasteless.  Otherwise, do the right thing, and upgrade your vote without the subject matter of some of his songs as part of the criterion!

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FancyNancy
07/03/2008

Frank Zappa 5

  No one else even comes close...

any sissy ass pimple face punk that says otherwise is just a flat out ignorant moron

RIP Frank

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TRUNCH
07/03/2008

Frank Zappa 5

So many of the comments here represent a STUNNING level of ignorance, an appalling degree of HOSTILITY and just plain stupidity.  Zappa himself once said that the most common element in the universe is not hydrogen. The most common element is STUPIDITY! Sadly, having read some of the comments here, I would have to agree with him. "Average musician" my ASS!

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Dwann
05/20/2008

Frank Zappa 5

Strange but beautiful

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rayman122
05/12/2008

Frank Zappa 5

what an amazing guitarist. steve vai even said hes the best guitarist ever next to hendrix

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sennanum
12/31/2007

Frank Zappa 2

An average musician.

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fitman
12/09/2007

Frank Zappa 5

Very tasteful.

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djm34
12/09/2007

Frank Zappa 1

Very tasteless

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GenghisTheHun
09/15/2007

Frank Zappa 3

I guess he hits about in the middle of the pack.

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rayrose
09/05/2007

Frank Zappa 4

frank was a top notch musician and quite a wonderful person.fave:dancin' fool

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Rover1963
07/04/2007

Frank Zappa 5

Most innovative guitarist ever. The 20th century's most accomplished Musical genius

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hunyrider
03/24/2007

Frank Zappa 1

1 star is generous for this ego maniac.

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BassBob
03/23/2007

Frank Zappa 5

I can see by some of the comments on this page that some people have never gotten past basic music theory. Frank did, and was truly one of the top innovative musicians and guitarists of all time, since he not only thought outside the 9 dots, he lived out there. He was just tired of the nine dots and had to create others. Some cannot understand innovation.  Edgar Varese Lives.

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nitro67
03/13/2007

Frank Zappa 5

this is nuts! zap, 2 stars? amazing inovating guitar work on every song. just a great musician in general.

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curtisstambay
03/11/2007

Frank Zappa 1

Truly woeful. Maybe the most distasteful guitarist ever.

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petemomp
02/28/2007

Frank Zappa 5

Often considered just an amazing composer, Zappa was an incredible guitarist. No one can improvise like he can. He played with such fire, fury and passion but in such a controlled and thoughtful manner. Infinitely better than EVH.

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majorreynolds
02/10/2007

Frank Zappa 1

Just plain bad. Real garage material.

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skygod
10/07/2006

Frank Zappa 1

American genius or just too many cocksucker balls?

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bassman44113
09/02/2006

Frank Zappa 5

The world is a poorer place with out Frank. I was lucky enough to see him play 5 times in my life. Each show completely amazed me. He was a musical genius. I miss him, his musicianship and the way he looked at the world.

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lomu
08/19/2006

Frank Zappa 1

Even noisier and more self indulgent than Jimmy Page. Very bad.

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autoarbitaster
05/17/2006

Frank Zappa 5

black napkins, apostrophe'

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FelixNagy
02/22/2006

Frank Zappa 1

Dreadful egomaniac. His passing is no great loss to the guitar world.

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kimteacher
01/09/2006

Frank Zappa 1

No style or grace. Self indulgent noise.Sorry folks, he does not rate.

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Robbo59
11/12/2005

Frank Zappa 5

I've been to well over 500 concerts, seen thousands of bands, and heard thousands of guitarists and Zappa could mop up the floor with most of them. Zappa is and was a huge influence on countless serious musicians and is much more popular in Europe than he ever was in the United States. But then, we elected George Bush. Go figger. Zappa belongs in the ranks with Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page. Neil Young? Mark Knoffler? Ritchie Zambora? I don't think so!!!

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turk
11/06/2005

Frank Zappa 5

Top three of all times. Obviously Seosan man doesn't play guitar.

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Djahuti
10/25/2005

Frank Zappa 4

Not my favorite music by far,but some of his solos really command my respect.Gotta give the guy his due!

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wer801
10/23/2005

Frank Zappa 5

Usually left off the "top guitarist" lists, Frank did more things to more guitars for more time than anyone else. You will generally find Vai or Satriani on the lists. Just ask them to name their #1. Whether "Variations on Carlos Santana" or "Sofa" or "My guitar wants to kill your mama," Zappa took it to another level.

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John Kolberg
04/13/2005

Frank Zappa 5

My first listen to Uncle Meat and The Grand Wazoo made me a believer!

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hermangwynn2
01/22/2005

Frank Zappa 4

one of the greatest musical ears and talents of our time. was a good guitarist but not the best. as a composer he ranks top five.

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Saronix
11/27/2004

Frank Zappa 5

Frank was an AMAZING composer, with technical ability beyond what i can comprehend.. he may not have been the MOST technical guitarist though, but his knowledge of EVERY instrument and how they fit together and his arrangements for the guitar make him so.

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Solo King
08/03/2004

Frank Zappa 4

my guitar wants to kill your mama!

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Machodkis
05/28/2004

Frank Zappa 5

While perhaps not the most technically proficient guitarist ever, Zappa was indeed talented and highly influential. A much better target to single out for the invention of the tapping technique often credited to Eddie Van Halen, Zappa's ability to create extremely rhythmically and melodically complicated lines alone should earn him a rating as one of the all-time greats.

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Akeelm
04/25/2004

Frank Zappa 3

This guy is more of a musician/composer than a guitarist, although he did have skills on the guitar.

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