words on a page or sweating, screaming? sweating, screaming wins

I don't like reading much anyway and it certainly doesn't compare well with sex. ... But I did read why deer-hunting might be better than sex: Once you shoot your wad, it's quick to reload. ... You can pick the size of your gun. ... Once you tag it, no one else can touch it. ... You can tell it's legal by the size of the rack. ... You clean the meat before you eat it. ... Deer-hunting lasts sunrise to sundown. ... Your gun won't go limp on you. ... If you bag a big fat one, you can tell your friends. ... You can always find good bush. ... Your favorite piece can be mounted on your wall.

Reading is WAY better than sex. While reading I am transported to a different time and place. I'm 50 and have had sex twice in my life. I'll take reading over sex anyday.

Reading is one of life's greatest pleasures, but unless I'm reading something absolutely mind-blowing, or highly enlightening, reading usually isn't better than sex. I enjoy my collection of erotica, but still, I'd rather do it than read about it. I would never be sexually interested in a man who didn't read, however.

I hate books I am a hands on type of guy.