I do a lot of this, and I don't mean on here. I've written a lot of things that gave me tremendous satisfaction, but it still wasn't sex.

I missed you, my keyboard ... space bar, comma, enter ... YES! ... YES!

Writing isn't better than sex, but speaking of writing I've written my 10 slogans considered by Viagara. ---> 1) Viagara - the quicker dicker upper. 2) Here's the beef. 3) Get a piece of the rock. 4) You've come a long way, baby. 5) Viagara, it plumps when you take 'em. 6) Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 7) Tastes great, more filling. 8) Viagara, built ram tough. 9) Just do her! 10) This is your p*nis. This is your p*nis on Viagara. Any questions?

Writing is a lot better than sex. When you write you're creating a idea and putting it's portrait down on paper for all to see and read. Once again no contest.

Probing the immense vastness of ones own mind and casting the results out onto the page and hopefully, into the hearts and minds of others is an experience which is empowering beyond description. This may be an unpopular opinion but I think when you can stare out into the farthest unknown reaches of your own imagination and walk boldly forward into the unknown, it is one of the few experiences which can truly give a firm yes to the title of this list... or maybe I'm a wierdo, I dunno.

Yeah, I like writing (otherwise I wouldn't be here). Still not better than sex.