Well, I have no wings,but I got a....nuff said!

Flying is a billion times better than sex. After I fly I don't feel guilty, ashamed, or put down.

A truly wonderful experience. The air thins and the pressure is high so I tend to get incredibly relaxed and kinda melded into the expansive seat provided. What compounds this relaxed feeling is that all your problems are thousands of feet below you and appear no bigger then ants, then you're greeted by a sea of majestic cloud. The bathroom breaks are frequent and yet this remains a strangely spiritual experience. Also, all the bad movies seem good for some reason. As you can see, flying for me is like getting high in both the literal and figurative sense of the word.