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Item added by JonTheMan. Added on 01/26/2004
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11 Reviews

GoinDownSlow
08/01/2009

Music 1

Right! Maybe at a strip club, but that's almost a two-fer.

Might go well WITH sex especially when you saddle up and ride her like Secretariat. I'm thinking the theme from the Lone Ranger.

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FreeSoul
03/27/2008

Music 5

If I had to choose between never have sex or never listen to music again, I'd choose to never have sex.

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Mr.Tuner
03/02/2008

Music 3

I love music!!! I cant live without it! But when it is compaired with sex I would have to say sex!

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LastMessenger3
11/29/2006

Music 4

Certain music vibes and sounds put me in semi-ecstatic state. Music makes me feel!

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kingguiness
08/22/2006

Music 4


Sex is overrated to begin with. Listening to music is a much mpore spiritual experience.

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Djahuti
05/03/2006

Music 4

Great music trumps empty sex-but not making passionate love.Playing music can be pretty close to lovemaking when you're in the "zone",too.

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RipVanWrinkele d
11/24/2004

Music 5

Music is way better than sex and cheaper. As far as I know CDs still sell for around 20 bucks. With sex you pay for your entire life. Or search and never find it.

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souljunkie
11/23/2004

Music 5

While it may not be as good as sex I cant imagine going through life without it. It is the one thing that kept me from possibly turning into a criminal mind.

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bibliophile
11/23/2004

Music 5

If the music is very good or very passionate, it can rival sex. Now, that's saying something! Of course, I'm in love with music.

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swangmaster8
05/14/2004

Music 1

what is wrong with you people.

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JonTheMan
02/01/2004

Music 5

The reason I don't post so many music reviews is that I get a little TOO enthusiastic sometimes. For example I'd describe the bass line from the song Particle Man as Mind-blowingly, orgasmically amazing!

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