Chalky 04/03/2009
what is the name of the starship? How about the starship star search?
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MissPackRat4Je sus 02/22/2008
I'll leave that to the experts on astronomy. They know what they're doing.
irishgit 06/14/2007
I'd give the person who made the offer the phone number of a rehab centre or a good therapist.
jakemr33 03/08/2005
scare the crap out of all the UFO junkies....
EschewObfuscat ion 03/07/2005
Only if I can crash it into Uranus.
Jar-Jar Binks 03/07/2005
I'd use it to take ALL our US troops from every dangerous country and bring them back to the mainland. (Note: We have no business world-policing any other nation.)
Flick01 03/07/2005
First thing I'd do is find out which one of the controls is the clutch pedal.
numbah16tdhaha 03/07/2005
Rain photon torpedos on any fool who pisses me off.
Mad Hatter 03/07/2005
World Domination Tour.
Aurielle 12/07/2004
I'd ask if I could just have a new car, instead.
Blanco~Nino 10/30/2004
Run
Faldara 04/21/2004
Oh well, why not.
forgotten hero 03/25/2004
I would smile politely and say Sorry, I don't want to join a cult.
Jed1000 03/12/2004
I would seriously question the judgement of the person making the offer.. not to mention the existence of a starship.
JonTheMan 03/11/2004
Smile in a non-threatening way and back off slowly...
abichara 03/09/2004
A starship? That's about 400 years away, add some time travel power to this one.
ClassicTVFan47 03/09/2004
I would assemble a great crew of heroes, design a killer uniform with bright colors, and journey into the final frontier.
kamylienne 03/09/2004
. . . I'd go to the doctor of the person who offered the position to me and tell them they need to raise his/her dosage a bit . . . .
scarletfeather 03/09/2004
I would say thanks, but no thanks. I have no desire to explore distant galaxies.
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