| REVIEWER | RATING & REVIEW |
 | MissPackRat4Jesus (38)
02/22/2008 | I'll leave that to the experts on astronomy. They know what they're doing.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | irishgit (138)
06/14/2007 | I'd give the person who made the offer the phone number of a rehab centre or a good therapist.
(9 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | jakemr33 (6)
03/08/2005 | scare the crap out of all the UFO junkies....
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | EschewObfuscation (61)
03/07/2005 | Only if I can crash it into Uranus.
(0 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Jar-Jar Binks (16)
03/07/2005 | I'd use it to take ALL our US troops from every dangerous country and bring them back to the mainland. (Note: We have no business world-policing any other nation.)
(0 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Flick01 (71)
03/07/2005 | First thing I'd do is find out which one of the controls is the clutch pedal.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | numbah16tdhaha (147)
03/07/2005 | Rain photon torpedos on any fool who pisses me off.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Mad Hatter (37)
03/07/2005 | World Domination Tour.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Aurielle (18)
12/07/2004 | I'd ask if I could just have a new car, instead.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Faldara (6)
04/21/2004 | Oh well, why not.
(2 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | forgotten hero (13)
03/25/2004 | I would smile politely and say Sorry, I don't want to join a cult.
(6 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | Jed1000 (72)
03/12/2004 | I would seriously question the judgement of the person making the offer.. not to mention the existence of a starship.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | JonTheMan (27)
03/11/2004 | Smile in a non-threatening way and back off slowly...
(7 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | abichara (60)
03/09/2004 | A starship? That's about 400 years away, add some time travel power to this one.
(3 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
| ClassicTVFan47 (36)
03/09/2004 | I would assemble a great crew of heroes, design a killer uniform with bright colors, and journey into the final frontier.
(1 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | kamylienne (77)
03/09/2004 | . . . I'd go to the doctor of the person who offered the position to me and tell them they need to raise his/her dosage a bit . . . .
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
 | scarletfeather (47)
03/09/2004 | I would say thanks, but no thanks. I have no desire to explore distant galaxies.
(4 voted this helpful, 0 funny and 0 agree) |
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