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KittysickRIA (51)
02/11/2008

Yeah, Simon's perky man-boobs are very scary.


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pugwash01 (16)
04/25/2007

Most don't like him because he speaks his mind, but on most occasions he has been right! I don't like the way he tells people that they can't sing or that they have sung badly. But that is what a judge is!!!! He would not be the successful man he is in the music industry, if he did not split the bad from the good!!!!


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brn2ovrcm (6)
04/25/2007
Simon does make good calls once in awhile,but I find that if the music genre isn't to his personal liking he automatically gives it a thumbs down.A judge of talent should have a broad taste in music.If you have to judge music type that you really don't appreciate,in all fairness,you shouldn't be judging that music.I find him to be obnoxious at times and other times he is likewise entertaining.

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Donovan (136)
04/24/2007

He is a big part of the show. Simon does have an ear for success but 75% of what he does is theatrics as it is with much of the American Idol show itself. Controversy sells and as long as Simon is the way he is people will watch.


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SchadenfreudianSlip (18)
04/24/2007

I still think he's got a hair weave...notice how either side of his head isn't totally flush, as if there's a(n unatural) break there somewhere. (Okay, I'll go get a life now...I hear it's 2 for $4 at Safeway.)


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GenghisTheHun (178)
04/03/2007
Once in a while, my trusty dog, Fido, steps on the tv clicker and this show comes on as a result.

Without Simon Cowell, this trash would be a little higher class Gong Show.

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X Factor Z (15)
04/03/2007
I like Simon personally, but in this American Idol, he really screwed up with poor judgement, passed some lame performers while probably passing on Scooter Girl...I'm still mad about that!
Oh, SC also passed on Taylor as well. Typical music industry executive who has thrust such halfassed talent on us like Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, most of these people like style over substance irregardless of talent and most are probably tone death anyway.

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StatMans28 (0)
06/01/2006
He's ok i guess. There is good points and bad points about him.

Good Point- He is honest and tells bad singers that they are just plain bad. I'll admit it is good to see him reject spoiled beautiful women who think there all that who are also bad that they are bad. The egotist that they are they will say simon is an ***hole and they are good because there thinskinned and not used to being told no. It's fun to see spoiled brats get a taste of the real world.

Bad Points- He does seem hypocrital sometimes even though i don't dislike him. For instance , on one interview he says he's cruel to be kind. However, he told a gay guy to shave off his beard and where a dress. Now that doesn't sound cruel to be kind to me. It sounds like he's trying to make his comments more malicious because that's what the audience likes to see ( people going on that show to be humiliated as opposed to seeing singing talent). People like to see controversy and people striking out instead. It makes for higher ratings. That is the real reason simon makes these snarky comments. It's for ratings for fox.

However, i have heard he is a good guy in real life and super good to the fans. I think it's all an act of his anyhow. For instance the fistfight he almost got into randy and the time he walked off offstage screams " all staged out". I still think he's awesome as a critic despite his sometiems unnecessary untactful comments.

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blozzy (0)
03/28/2006
simon rocks. i hate paula and i hate ryan seacrest.

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jen33 (0)
03/15/2006
he never says something that is even a little off.

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thedreams (0)
02/28/2006
Simon is extremely professional in what he does, but can be quite British sometimes. Well done for being truthful!

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boots,ashleigh,andfe (0)
02/04/2006
simon is funny but it is hurtful for th people.Like he says bad stuff to ugly people this is what i think simon's not that cute so he shouldn't be talkind bad about anyone else.

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gamerman (8)
01/31/2006
The problem is that Simon tries to be more "shocking" each season by saying more bizarre things. For example, so far this season, Simon has told every gay male contestant that they should be drag performers. The year before that, he said Beyonce had no talent and that she needed to lose weight.

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joshua_01 (1)
12/13/2005
American idol wouldnt be jack sh**t if it wasnt for simon, simon cowell is hated on cause he tells it like it is and people say he is so mean but if u know u cant sing and u suck so bad that its funny then why would he be all nice about it simon makes the show a lot funner and funnier to watch because of is funny comments and they are all true. I just love how simon well express his opions with out being all nice about it.

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Neo17_2005 (0)
12/10/2005
Get out of U.S. TV, Simon Coward!

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kattwoman (25)
07/05/2005
simon tells it how he sees it and he is one reason this show became so popular. everyone wanted to hear what he would say next. i think he has mellowed though he didn't seem to make as many comments good or bad. he would just smile

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fantasyfan90 (0)
07/04/2005
Greatest judge ever! Without Simon, there's really no point to watching the show.

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thechallenger (1)
06/14/2005
I love how Simon tells the truth. These people who think that there greeat singers have the ner ve to audition in front of Simon Cowell and expect him not to say anything there as dumb as they are terrible singers and if thats all it takes to dash there dreams is Simon Cowell than theyve obviously got a problem.

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NJcoastergrl (1)
05/05/2005
Simon is so funny!! he is very honest about what he says in funny ways! and it is all true, I probaly wont even watch American idol if it wasnt for him!!

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Kaneohekilla (0)
04/10/2005
Even if his comments were wrong he is honest and at the end he givess you the check

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Mr Evangel (5)
03/03/2005
Keep it up Simon!!!!

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kuntrymusikfn16 (0)
02/28/2005
He may be mean but at least he's honest. He doesn't try to butter up the contestants like the other judges tend to do. Most of the time I agree with what he says, if it weren't for him the really bad singers would stay on the show.

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JRedick'sGirlfriend~ (0)
02/27/2005
mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maomania (1)
02/27/2005
Simon is usually correct. And I have no problem about him being honest. But sometimes he just can be mean, and his comments are not helpful but insulting. Example: The only thing he had to say to one of Amy Adams performances was You look like Jay Leno. Okay, and now what? He is important to the show though and he knows it.

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hpluba (0)
02/12/2005
He's the reason I watch American Idol. If it weren't for him being honest, this show would be so boring. And besides, it helps people know what they need to improve in their singing. At times though, he goes too far.

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Seraph (9)
01/26/2005
The thing about Simon is, he rarely ever lauds a performance, but when he does...you know he means it. The man doesn't try to sugarcoat anything, and at times he can be flat-out hilarious. The Antiques Roadshow comparison from last night was right on target.

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me120585 (0)
01/16/2005
A mean, mean guy. He doesn't just tell it like it is, he says things in a rude horrible way that shouldn't be rewarded.

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tocwelsh (2)
12/24/2004
Good judge but can be very personal with comments that do not relate to the singing contestants.......

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jazzybee (4)
09/21/2004
Simon doesn't sugar coat the truth, he doesn't mince words! If you stink, he will let you know, Don't get mad just because he tells it like it is.

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PTRoxieMisha (3)
08/23/2004
Believe me - I do agree with him most of the time. He knows what he's talking about, unlike Paula Abdul.

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Crzy4Kelly (0)
08/13/2004
He is so real he knows what he is talking about he is big time 4 stars

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eric04 (0)
07/30/2004
He is, quite frankly, the only thing keeping me watching the show at this point. A brilliant man, tells it like it is and by the way, a good portion of what he does is just an act so cut him some slack.

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RainbowBrite72315 (2)
06/03/2004
The best judge, and he's fine as hell!

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reader11 (0)
05/30/2004
I think deep down Simon is a softy. Everyone expects him to be a villian, so he plays the part.

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booboosnitsnit (0)
05/27/2004
Dianadegarmofansy, you're an idiot. Figure out what real talent is, because it sure isn't Diana. Fantasia deserves to win it all, and LaToya should've been runner up, but there are too many idiots like you in America who are voting.

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CherrySoda99 (31)
05/27/2004
There's really only two things you can say about Simon. Either you love him or you hate him. I think I'm the odd one in this bunch, because I'm neutral.

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comedyfreek (0)
05/26/2004
simply hilarious..candid..doesnt keep back anything..tells people the truth..and normally hes always right

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fantasiaqueenofsluts (0)
05/21/2004
Kick his ass and send him back to Britain where all the worst singers are.

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louiethe20th (79)
05/20/2004
Very Honest and Candid!

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dahkoolchik (0)
05/19/2004
He speaks the truth. He told Jasmine she was bad.

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fantasiaisbuttugly (0)
05/18/2004
Who cares about the remaining three. Fantasia is UGLY, Diana is FAT, Jasmine is PITCY. Lets just protest and not watch american idol.

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STARofAI (0)
05/16/2004
Why won't he judge the style(only thing he's good at)only, instead of focusing on insults.

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fartalotjames (0)
05/16/2004
He tells it like it is. Everything he says has been totoally right should even be voted as the king of music. People dis-respect him but he is being payed not to be mean but to tell what he thinks and what he thinks is always right. No one has been more (on) then Simon Cowell and isnt compareed to any other judge on the show.

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BeObjective (0)
05/14/2004
Simon is the master of appealing to the lowest common denominator. I have got to give him credit for being a marketing genius, witness the success of the flash-pan Spice Girls and now the franchise of Idol in more than ten countries. This guy is a successful businessman period. But like other successful franchises e.g. McDonalds, lots of quality has been sacrificed. Is listening to a candidate for 15 seconds really enough to judge his or her talent? I dread to think of all the diamonds in the rough who have been passed over and discouraged so severely because Simon thinks they deserve being castigated for even showing up that their artistry will never see the light of day. If he can't or doesn't want to give constructive criticism, then a simple Thank You would suffice. No need to be arrogant, nasty, and pretentious. What makes people like Simon think they are the keepers of TALENT? Just because they have produced certain one-hit McMusic artists that flood the market? It's people like Simon, who represent all those parasitics music-industry executives, that deserve knocking, not young artistes. I am so glad that we have the Internet today and, instead of the fake democratization on Idol, musicians can prove their worth by sharing their work directly with the world without all these industry free-riders.

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dianadegarmofansy (0)
05/13/2004
You go Simon keep it up. Do not be like Randy and Paula who shows their biased opinions to their own favorites. I had barely heard any bad comments coming from them for La Toya and Fantasia. They were always on attack to Diana who really deserves to be the idol winner.

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s-cubed (0)
05/12/2004
Simon tells it like it is. No holes barred. It is good for the performer knows the truth and not be passified by soothing words. He is very good and I like his frankness (most of the time).

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alpepper (22)
05/12/2004
Simon sez, Cry, little monotone diva! Brutally honest; sometimes downright viscious. 99 out of 100 times, he is right on target in terms of assessing musical telent. He is the single reason I watch the show. His autobiography is excellent. He is a very insightful guy.

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rebekahgilley (0)
05/11/2004
Simon is a great judge he is the center of the whole American Idol he is the one to make it so popular.

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a_r8r_named_nika (0)
05/10/2004
I believe that Simon makes every American Idol candidate a true, deserving winner. These people become challenged by him, thus working harder and performing better. With him around, they become strong. And that's a trait a true Idol should have.

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lickety_split (0)
05/08/2004
Who died and left this guy king? I don't think he speaks for the ultimate judges of true talent....the peop;e who buy the music CD's. I can't stand MADE talent, personally!

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idolfreak (0)
05/06/2004
I love Simon because he keeps it real. Of all the judges, his opinion is the only one that matters. Paula doesn't have a clue most of the time and comes off as being very insincere. How the hell did she get on this show anyway? Randy gets it right about 50% of the time. Without Simon, American Idol wouldn't be the same. He is the reason we tune in every week.

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punkrockangler (0)
05/04/2004
He's ALWAYS right!

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ledzep44 (2)
05/02/2004
Simon is my favroite Judge. He just has the best personality and is so cool! Go Simon! By the way. They should have a rock night with Robert Plant as guest judge. Think about it, the two British Guys!

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ladydi5995 (0)
05/01/2004
he may be brutal in his critisism. but he tells it like it is. If you can't handle the professional critisism, then get out of the game.

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SHAMEKA (0)
04/28/2004
Great to see you brutal honesty is ever present on that side of the Atlantic as well as this one. At least one of you is telling it like it really is. We love ya! P.S don't let Jennifer slip through your fingers, get her signed!

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Msbe (0)
04/28/2004
Thank you simon for telling the truth. But you don't have to be nasty for laughs, it is beneath you.

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Tog (0)
04/27/2004
He is the force.

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TSGGB (0)
04/27/2004
Simon is the man. Everything he says has relevance. Do you people actually think that auditioners are as nice as Paula Abdul????? WAKE UP! Simon is actually sugarcoating this for the talentless ones (like the Johns), for them he should have been MEANER. I wish sometimes that Simon had veto power over stupid voter decisions like this weeks ousting of jennifer hudson! SIMON RULES!!!!!

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nickkicksass (0)
04/26/2004
I think Simon is too much. I like his honesty, but there is no need to be so brutally honest that it hurts feelings. And I REALLY hate his asinine comments about how people look (i.e Amy Adams looking like Jay Leno). What the hell did that have to do with her performance? Just judge the performance! Don't bring up stupid irrelevant things!

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divasofmusic2 (0)
04/23/2004
I agree with Simon most of the time but like last week when he told Jasmine Trias that she sounded good was a mess because she was flat for the entire song. I don't know what he hears in the hall but I know it has to be 2 different things from what we hear on television.

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boingelmo5 (0)
04/18/2004
he is so cool ithink that he is the perfect person to tell people that they cant sing he makes it so funny

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AirbrushArtist (2)
04/17/2004
Knows talent -tells it Straight up.. Wish he was My Dad....

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TeNnIspLaYeR4LiFe (0)
04/15/2004
OMG I <3 SIMON! HES SO HOTT! Yea...he may be blunt, but he tells it like it is! American Idol wouldn't be the same without him--hes not just ON american idol..he IS american idol. Without simon i wouldn't watch American Idol. The fact that hes not afraid to speak watevers on his mind makes him FUNNY! Evry1s concerned with simon hurting peoples feelings YOUVE GOT TO TAKE SOME CRITISIZM! THESE CONTESTANTS ARE ADULTS...(except for that ugly red haired guy...how could america like him better than JPL--HES SO MUCH HOTTER!) but yeah...SIMON ALL THE WAY! I <3 U SIMON!

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Jazza (0)
04/15/2004
He can be orrite sometimes, at least he is entertaining except for when he picks on Camile, if he stops that i'll like him again Update: Camile is gone now happy simon - you imbosile, oh wow isn't Latoya so much better than her even tho she is 7 years older and has had so much more experience, use your head to do something useful coz you obviously cant see talent with it

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Hardwire (2)
04/13/2004
An intelligent man drowning in a sea of idiots. He never interrupts Paula when she is spewing off her phony comments, but she yells at him every time he makes a bad comment. She doesn't realize that wihtout him, she wouldn't have a job.

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i_am_a_legend (0)
04/13/2004
i dont like any of the judges... i guess he's the least of the three evils

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OrangeCharlie (5)
04/03/2004
I respect his bluntness. Yes, he can seem cruel sometimes but at least he doesn't sugarcoat things. If Simon was not one of the judges, the show would not be as great as it is.

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