The dream of every woman in North America: Cuddled up with a unbathed man wrapped in newspapers under a bridge.

I do not know if this means all guys that are homeless are losers or if it is just a homeless guy that happens to be a loser? Alot of guys and women that are homeless were actually once successful businesspeople and productive citizens. Alot of things can happen to make someone a homeless person, one of the biggest being mental illness. Of course a homeless guy wouldn't be your FIRST choice of a person to go on a date with, but if you wanted to spend the energy and time to make it work, who knows?

Maybe the Fab Five could make over a homeless loser, and THEN he might be the ultimate fantasy man.

Why any woman would want to date someone like this would be beyond me.