hmm....... so im not supposed to throw them @ the flight attendants??? i guess thats y they threw me off that plane...

You never know, some cokehead might try to snort them...

Simple enough. But where are the instructions for disposing of the wrapper?

Who would have known? Thank goodness for the directions. :-)

If this isn't proof that airline deregulation opened the door to idiots in the air I don't know what is.

I think I'll embroider this on all of my undershorts.

You never know, maybe some nuts aren't meant to be used for eating but for playing with! So those instructions are for the really unsure people out there.

This made me laugh when I was given a packet of these. I hope it wasn't serious.

Ah, instructions for drunk passengers and pilots alike. Now to figure out what to do with the empty wrapper besides toss it at the flight attendant or the jerk in the next row. :)

Hey, Eschew, what're you doing with those nuts? And where's the package? Look, you have got to stop trying to speed read instructions.

Makes scence to me.

How long did it take for them to come with that idea?

. . . yeah, thanks for clearing that up for me . . .

Given the taste of some airline food and snacks, this is a very sensible and understandable warning. What the entire warning should read is Open packet, eat nuts. Do not attempt to eat wrapping even though it may taste better than enclosed nuts.

What next, on a door, Turn door knob, open door, step through.

Also don't forget: Do not eat this if you are allergic to nuts...

And that was four hours billed for a contract technical writer somewhere.