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"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume.

Item added by irishgit. Added on 03/24/2004
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15 Reviews

Keiici1993
09/21/2009

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 4

oh shit.... i guess when my brother decided to bungee jump in the damn thing he shouldn't have opted out of the bungee cord...

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MissPackRat4Je sus
12/29/2007

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 3

....like wearing an eye patch doesn't turn you into a pirate!!!!

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Djahuti
06/28/2006

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 4

Well,then I want my money back!

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BlueOrchid
01/28/2006

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 5

Look mom, no hands!

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Gentle Jude
08/22/2005

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 3

That is funny. One of those things you put on the Simpsons as a comedy.

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Mad Hatter
09/25/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 1

This one is a smart warning label.

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Jamie McBain
08/01/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 5

That sucks, I was hoping that I could leap tall buildings in a single bound or be faster that a speeding locomotive.

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cromulance
04/21/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 2

Halloween costumes are primarily made for children and I could see some younger children actually being fooled.

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abichara
04/05/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 1

People who believe that human flight is possible by putting on a Superman costume probably can't even read the product label, thereby not doing them much good.

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Sundiszno
04/02/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 3

Is there a warning label on the Spiderman costume that says Wearing this costume does not enable you to spin webs?

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scarletfeather
03/26/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 4

I wish I had known this earlier. I don't know if my insurance company will cover my medical bills.

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dayspring
03/26/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 5

I blame it on the society that allows children to be raised by the idiot tube..

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Redoedo
03/26/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 3

Now you tell me (four broken legs later).

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Enkidu
03/24/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 4

I shudder to imagine the lawsuit that got this one put on there.

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irishgit
03/24/2004

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." on a Halloween Superman costume. 4

I doubt that even ClassicTVFan needs this warning.

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