uh, oops... guess i should have read the warning label, and the instructions first..... i didn't know how to stop it!!!!! sorry mom, no grandchildren from me...

Ouch!! This one made me cringe.

Well then why the hell have I been walking around with these balls of steel for all these years?

I would hate to think about the incident that caused the company to put "hands" and "genitals" in a warning label on a chainsaw.  My guess is that it translated poorly into English from the original language.

I wouldn't have thought Swedes needed an explanation of the term "marital aid."

They should remove this warning.Anyone who's going to stop a chaim saw with his genitals is doing the Gene Pool a huge favor!

Sound advice for aspiring fathers, unless you were planning on going through an adoption agency anyway.

This and probably just about every thing else on this list is on the product because some where some fool attempted the very thing that the label warns against. So really the issue is not the label its the average IQ and the laws on the books written by dumb politicians and their cronnies that are hillarious and not these labels which if you think about it are a poor reflection on the entire race

The world's gotten really pathetic when one actually has to be warned NOT to do this. Have to wonder who the idiot was that did this in the first place? Or even better; I wonder how many people have done it all together.

Oh God that would have to hurt. XD

You know it's happened at some point.

I'd hate to see the warning that Husqvarna puts on their weed whackers!

I can see why this one is at the top.

The next line must've been Just because it buzzes and can fit in your hand doesn't make it a vibrator.

Now, how in the heck do you stop the chain? I've tried everything. I couldn't do it with my hands. Hmmm. Wait, I've got it . . .

I imagine that this sprung from a lawsuit, and that's why they had to put it on there. But my question is, how is the poor person who actually attempted this? And did they succeed in stopping the chain before being rushed to the emergency room?

What are some people doing with chainsaws? Yikes!

Talk about your chainsaw massacre, ouch.

I'll have to agree wtih dayspring--it's a good form of population control for the intellectually deficient.

Maybe if they really want to stop it with there genitals, we'll have less idiots in the next generation?

I know the winters can be pretty rough up there, but the Swedes should know that even if a certain portion of your anatomy were frozen, it wouldn't jam the chain... Somebody must have mistranslated something from Swedish to English along the way - maybe they meant Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or feet. Anyone know enough Swedish to figure this out. Or maybe the Swedes meant to say Do not use castor oil instead of regular oil on the chain, but castor oil came out as castrate.

I don't want to know what inspired this warning label.

A cheap way to get a sex change.

Um... was there a lot of that going on?