Keiici1993 09/21/2009
uh, oops... guess i should have read the warning label, and the instructions first..... i didn't know how to stop it!!!!! sorry mom, no grandchildren from me...
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Randyman 08/11/2008
Ouch!! This one made me cringe.
FranksWildYear s 04/29/2008
Well then why the hell have I been walking around with these balls of steel for all these years?
HistoryFan 04/23/2008
I would hate to think about the incident that caused the company to put "hands" and "genitals" in a warning label on a chainsaw. My guess is that it translated poorly into English from the original language.
irishgit 04/02/2008
I wouldn't have thought Swedes needed an explanation of the term "marital aid."
Djahuti 06/28/2006
They should remove this warning.Anyone who's going to stop a chaim saw with his genitals is doing the Gene Pool a huge favor!
SZinHonshu 06/28/2006
Sound advice for aspiring fathers, unless you were planning on going through an adoption agency anyway.
sfalconer 02/23/2006
This and probably just about every thing else on this list is on the product because some where some fool attempted the very thing that the label warns against. So really the issue is not the label its the average IQ and the laws on the books written by dumb politicians and their cronnies that are hillarious and not these labels which if you think about it are a poor reflection on the entire race
Vudija 01/30/2006
The world's gotten really pathetic when one actually has to be warned NOT to do this. Have to wonder who the idiot was that did this in the first place? Or even better; I wonder how many people have done it all together.
BlueOrchid 01/28/2006
Oh God that would have to hurt. XD
Drummond 01/20/2006
You know it's happened at some point.
PlanetaryGear 09/23/2005
I'd hate to see the warning that Husqvarna puts on their weed whackers!
Gentle Jude 09/12/2005
I can see why this one is at the top.
AndrewScott 08/11/2005
The next line must've been Just because it buzzes and can fit in your hand doesn't make it a vibrator.
EschewObfuscat ion 01/07/2005
Now, how in the heck do you stop the chain? I've tried everything. I couldn't do it with my hands. Hmmm. Wait, I've got it . . .
Aurielle 11/28/2004
I imagine that this sprung from a lawsuit, and that's why they had to put it on there. But my question is, how is the poor person who actually attempted this? And did they succeed in stopping the chain before being rushed to the emergency room?
numbah16tdhaha 09/06/2004
What are some people doing with chainsaws? Yikes!
Jamie McBain 08/01/2004
Talk about your chainsaw massacre, ouch.
kamylienne 04/04/2004
I'll have to agree wtih dayspring--it's a good form of population control for the intellectually deficient.
dayspring 03/26/2004
Maybe if they really want to stop it with there genitals, we'll have less idiots in the next generation?
Sundiszno 03/26/2004
I know the winters can be pretty rough up there, but the Swedes should know that even if a certain portion of your anatomy were frozen, it wouldn't jam the chain... Somebody must have mistranslated something from Swedish to English along the way - maybe they meant Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or feet. Anyone know enough Swedish to figure this out. Or maybe the Swedes meant to say Do not use castor oil instead of regular oil on the chain, but castor oil came out as castrate.
abichara 03/25/2004
I don't want to know what inspired this warning label.
minkey 03/25/2004
A cheap way to get a sex change.
Enkidu 03/24/2004
Um... was there a lot of that going on?
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