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Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan)

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Item added by minkey. Added on 04/08/2004
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irishgit
11/06/2008

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Waking up from a soft post-coital nap to find a pentagram painted in lamb's blood on your chest can be a little unnerving.

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numbah16tdhaha
08/23/2007

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 4

Just never let her tie you up.

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Vudija
09/03/2006

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Are we talking about Satanists, or actual Satan worshippers (yes, there's a difference)? Actually, really doesn't matter; I'm really not on the same page with them anyway. I don't mind that they have their beliefs, but I'd think most people would look for people with similar beliefs if only for raising children in agreement...

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LastMessenger3
09/03/2006

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

It scares me and makes me laugh at the same time. If you looking to worship something/someone, worship God!

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CanadaSucks
08/28/2005

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

One star becuase the listing triggered a pleasant old memory. I was at a punk show in college and I met this attractive alterna-dark woman who I was smitten with. . .except when she told me she worshipped the prince of darkness. She figured it would shock me but instead I simply took a drink and asked her- Why would you worship the dude in 2nd place? I mean, the lord of darkness got kicked out of heaven by God so how powerful could he possibly be? Obviously, it didn't work out because she didn't appreciate my question. Don't you remember all the crazy ones?

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kattwoman
06/03/2005

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

i dont think i could trust someone who did this. i would be scared of him and thats not a whole lot of fun in a relationship

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jirai
12/30/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 4

Just don't let them sacriface your pet poodle during the harvest moon.

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sperryc
05/24/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Don't you hate that?

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DeathRattle
04/13/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

Mmmmm...I like a woman who wants to help damn myself to hell.

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DaRick
04/12/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 4

Well, let's see, Satan is meant to be everything bad and my god, well, God, is meant to be pure. I suppose it could be interesting for a little while but it'd go against your family and it be pretty hard to pray to Satan. Not to mention it be hardest for me because I have been taught to hate Satan. I once had a friend who worshipped Satan (he was delusional, by the way) but he moved on to worshipping the Dragonball Z character Shenron- he told me he thought worshipping the Devil got boring after a while because he couldn't pray publicly.

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conhusk
04/10/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

religion or belief is people's freedom of choice, there's no right or wrong in choosing a religion or beliefs. don't be a hypocrite !! if people really worshipping God or Jesus (against Satan), Doesn't Jesus teach us to love others or even our enemy ??? I don't care whether people worshipping GOD or SATAN as long as they're not a strong fanatics.

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Jed1000
04/09/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Could be intriguing for awhile, I suppose. But as Irish points out.. there's a point where self-preservation and the fight or flight reflex might kick in.

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kolby1973
04/09/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

This is a huge turn-off as I would always be scared that the guy would try to sacrifice my chihuahua...no thank you !

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abichara
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Ummmm...No thanks, I don't want to become a human sacrifice. These people are a little too dark and out there for me.

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LadyShark4534
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

I don't care who a person worships as long as he does not force it on me.

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scarletfeather
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 1

While I don't care for goody-goodys, Satan worshippers are a little too dark for me.

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kamylienne
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Yeah, bowing down to what is symbolic of all that is evil just doesn't turn me on for some reason, I wonder why . . .

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ClassicTVFan47
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

This would certaintly be a turn off for me. These people need to turn to the side of good and lighten up!

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JonTheMan
04/08/2004

Worship Satan (suggested by JonTheMan) 5

Yeah ok, lets do it. Just lie down on that ominous looking black altar over there and I'll go get my ceremonial dagg... I mean, sexy neglige!

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