irishgit 11/06/2008
Waking up from a soft post-coital nap to find a pentagram painted in lamb's blood on your chest can be a little unnerving.
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numbah16tdhaha 08/23/2007
Just never let her tie you up.
Vudija 09/03/2006
Are we talking about Satanists, or actual Satan worshippers (yes, there's a difference)? Actually, really doesn't matter; I'm really not on the same page with them anyway. I don't mind that they have their beliefs, but I'd think most people would look for people with similar beliefs if only for raising children in agreement...
LastMessenger3 09/03/2006
It scares me and makes me laugh at the same time. If you looking to worship something/someone, worship God!
CanadaSucks 08/28/2005
One star becuase the listing triggered a pleasant old memory. I was at a punk show in college and I met this attractive alterna-dark woman who I was smitten with. . .except when she told me she worshipped the prince of darkness. She figured it would shock me but instead I simply took a drink and asked her- Why would you worship the dude in 2nd place? I mean, the lord of darkness got kicked out of heaven by God so how powerful could he possibly be? Obviously, it didn't work out because she didn't appreciate my question. Don't you remember all the crazy ones?
kattwoman 06/03/2005
i dont think i could trust someone who did this. i would be scared of him and thats not a whole lot of fun in a relationship
jirai 12/30/2004
Just don't let them sacriface your pet poodle during the harvest moon.
sperryc 05/24/2004
Don't you hate that?
DeathRattle 04/13/2004
Mmmmm...I like a woman who wants to help damn myself to hell.
DaRick 04/12/2004
Well, let's see, Satan is meant to be everything bad and my god, well, God, is meant to be pure. I suppose it could be interesting for a little while but it'd go against your family and it be pretty hard to pray to Satan. Not to mention it be hardest for me because I have been taught to hate Satan. I once had a friend who worshipped Satan (he was delusional, by the way) but he moved on to worshipping the Dragonball Z character Shenron- he told me he thought worshipping the Devil got boring after a while because he couldn't pray publicly.
conhusk 04/10/2004
religion or belief is people's freedom of choice, there's no right or wrong in choosing a religion or beliefs. don't be a hypocrite !! if people really worshipping God or Jesus (against Satan), Doesn't Jesus teach us to love others or even our enemy ??? I don't care whether people worshipping GOD or SATAN as long as they're not a strong fanatics.
Jed1000 04/09/2004
Could be intriguing for awhile, I suppose. But as Irish points out.. there's a point where self-preservation and the fight or flight reflex might kick in.
kolby1973 04/09/2004
This is a huge turn-off as I would always be scared that the guy would try to sacrifice my chihuahua...no thank you !
abichara 04/08/2004
Ummmm...No thanks, I don't want to become a human sacrifice. These people are a little too dark and out there for me.
LadyShark4534 04/08/2004
I don't care who a person worships as long as he does not force it on me.
scarletfeather 04/08/2004
While I don't care for goody-goodys, Satan worshippers are a little too dark for me.
kamylienne 04/08/2004
Yeah, bowing down to what is symbolic of all that is evil just doesn't turn me on for some reason, I wonder why . . .
ClassicTVFan47 04/08/2004
This would certaintly be a turn off for me. These people need to turn to the side of good and lighten up!
JonTheMan 04/08/2004
Yeah ok, lets do it. Just lie down on that ominous looking black altar over there and I'll go get my ceremonial dagg... I mean, sexy neglige!
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